I went to dinner with a good friend the other day who mentioned that he was concerned because a coworker had said he was "creepy". In celebration of this hilarious -- I mean, distressing -- event, I decided to compile a list on "How to be the creepy guy in your workplace".

Next to Florida, Utah is the USA's scam capital. Once again, it boils down to an abuse of trust for someone with a shared religious background:

An Ogden businessman pleaded guilty Monday in one of the largest fraud cases ever in Utah...Authorities said Southwick, 62, promised high returns on commercial real estate investments. They said he traded on his membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to gain investors' trust.