I will be assisting Mr. Graber in promoting panda passions by accompanying the panda pr0n with the proper mind-altering substances. We'll start the proceedings off with a little Chardonnay or a martini. Jack and cokes will follow as well as vodka tonics. If the pandas aren't sneaking off to the bushes after the panda porn and libations, then we'll move to a little E and freaky techno music.

We'll also be dressing up the male pandas as rock stars, actors, and professional athletes, with accompanying gold-plated bamboo trees.

Get yer panda on
Weed