They Wait At Home
Submitted by matthew on Tue, 05/06/2008 - 08:26.Ring, Ring.
"This is Matthew."
"Hi, Honey, it's Christy."
"Hey, babe, how are you doing this morning?"
"Well, the Federal Express man just came and brought two shiny new boxes from Apple."
"Our iPhones came?"
"Our iPhones came."
"Will you please take them out and plug them in so they are fully-charged by the time I get home tonight? That way we can activate them right away."
"I won't be home tonight, I'll be out with a friend."
"So sad for you."
"But I'm looking forward to my new iPhone!"
"So am I. OK, I'll see you tonight, love."
Got off phone. Did happy dance. Co-workers universally told me I suck because I have an iPhone and they don't. Didn't care.
