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Love to, but unfortunately it's a bit of a drive for me...

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Matthew P. Barnson

When are the tickets for?

Set to this music, after the intro slow bit... Original story regarding the original tune here

One man in the distance
With his clothing all ablaze
One man who's a dreamer
Of an Empire's glory days.

One man on the brink of the lava
One man, his cloak blacker than java
One man of emotion
And a not-quite-dead girl.

(Chorus)
Some would say his sole charade
Is his imposing mask and cape
They can't see young Anakin fry.

Some would say to use the Force
Is a dead religion's sorceror
They'll feel Vader crush their windpipe.
(End Chorus)

One man, in love with a girl
As his skin cracks and peels.
One man, a great driver
With a set of flying wheels.

One man, missing the birth
Of Luke and Leia; which twin was first?
One man, and George gloating
As the dough rolls in.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
Is he Darth Vader?
Or just Anakin?
I think he's just a dude with awful skin
Who likes to blow up a planet or two.

Is he a prophet
All dressed in black?
Should George have stopped with The Empire Strikes Back?
It had better romance and carbonite, too!

(Altered chorus)
Some would say that George should fade
Like Anakin, with his black cloak ablaze.
They can't see all the revenues.

Some would say to "give us more!"
A TV series and more prequels to 4.
But now Joss Whedon's got my views.
(End Altered Chorus)

--
Matthew P. Barnson