barnson.org Half-baked opinions, served lukewarm.

Look closer at the dress, dude, and observe the construction material. Think about what many people regard as a rite of passage on Prom Night.

Hint: the little circles on top are made from exactly the same stuff as the longer fringes on the bottom. And it's not cloth.

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Matthew P. Barnson

That's my point. It's not safe. It's a walking advertisement. The wearer comes prepared with all necessary materials to get freaky. It's a teenage plug-and-play dream.

I guess it depends on your definition of 'safe'. As a parent, safe no longer means, 'protected against potential STDs and unwanted pregnancy'. It means, 'we're cutting the yo-ha off any teenage boy who even walks near my daughter on prom night'. So, I think a safe prom dress would be one with a swinging chain saw instead of the condoms.

If there was news to break, that wouldn't have been the way to do it. :)

You said plug and play.

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