The Safest Prom Dress

matthew's picture

Points for originality and safety in a prom dress:

Click to enlarge

AttachmentSize
image001.jpg121.52 KB

Comments

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Sammy G's picture

Safe from what?

Safe from what? Recall?

matthew's picture

Look... closer...

Look closer at the dress, dude, and observe the construction material. Think about what many people regard as a rite of passage on Prom Night.

Hint: the little circles on top are made from exactly the same stuff as the longer fringes on the bottom. And it's not cloth.

--
Matthew P. Barnson

--
Matthew P. Barnson

JB's picture

Prepared?

Can't say as she won't be prepared... heh...

Wow thats 'icky'

Sammy G's picture

That's My Point

That's my point. It's not safe. It's a walking advertisement. The wearer comes prepared with all necessary materials to get freaky. It's a teenage plug-and-play dream.

I guess it depends on your definition of 'safe'. As a parent, safe no longer means, 'protected against potential STDs and unwanted pregnancy'. It means, 'we're cutting the yo-ha off any teenage boy who even walks near my daughter on prom night'. So, I think a safe prom dress would be one with a swinging chain saw instead of the condoms.

weed's picture

News???

Sammy wrote:

"As a parent"

Are we extrapolating from conversations with others, or is there news we need to know? ;)

My $.02
Weed

My $.02
Weed

Sammy G's picture

If there was news to break

If there was news to break, that wouldn't have been the way to do it. :)

weed's picture

Overwhelmed

Sometimes when you get that news, you get a little overwhelmed and let things slip you normally wouldn't.

Either way, there's humor involved...

My $.02
Weed

My $.02
Weed

Timpane's picture

Heh

You said plug and play.

Visit the Official Justin Timpane Website
Music, Acting, and More!
www.timpane.com

NVZ: NINJAS VS ZOMBIES - THE MOVIE - www.nvzmovie.com
THE OFFICIAL JUSTIN TIMPANE WEBSITE - www.timpane.com

I agree

Nice!!!