A Little Weed Rant

Matt, I leave it up to you to censor this if you deem it necessary. I feel it works in the context, but this is your blog and you can play FCC if you see fit.

On no, here she comes, the Drama Queen
Bet she says something mean
Bet she says something nasty
Bet she says something quite obscene
I hate the feeling she brings with her
Awkward, uncomfortable are words
to describe her vibe
Lazy and useless just a few more
Don't care to hear about your latest score
Don't want to hear your proud comments
About your incompetence
Or your latest offence
It doesn't make sense why I have to feel so tense
In your presence
Just my $.02
Would it be so hard to try a little bit
Not throw a little fit, be a little snit
When the answer isn't explicit
Give up, throw your hands in the air
I'm here to cover your derriere
Even though I got work from here to there
You're perfecting your lazziez-faire
EVEN THOUGH THE ANSWER IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
You rub everyone quite the wrong way
And your personal life is in disarray
And you're never, ever, ever, ever wrong
Even so, we could get along
If you just picked up your share
Carried your load, but beware
If it don't change, and don't change soon
If you don't buck up, change your tune
That house in the neighborhood you abbhor
That car you bought you can't afford
Will be gone, bye-bye, out the door
Oops, did I strike a chord?
Do you feel floored?
Or is this something you'll just ignore?
Like other signs from before
Well let me reiterate, underscore
The situation you're spiraling towards
Pull your weight, carry your load
Or find yourself hitting the road

Some background: I have a co-worker who I'm just a little fed up with right now. Just a little ;)