HAPPY SYSADMIN DAY!

It's the 9th annual Sysadmin day today. You know... sysadmins? The people without whom your entire computing network would come crashing down in flaming ruins? According to the System Administrator Appreciation Day website, "on this special international day" you should "give your System Administrator something that shows that you truly appreciate their hard work and dedication." And don't mess up your damn PC by fiddling with it, for once.