The Five-Second Rule

matthew's picture

It turns out your momma was right: it's generally safe to eat food that has been on the floor for five seconds or less.

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Timpane's picture

Also..

It is generally okay to eat babies and pets that have been on the floor for five seconds.. but I rarely find ones that have been on the floor for so short a time.

Ah well.. life is long.

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