Elton’s Voice

A couple days ago, Elton John was doing a television interview when he was asked about recent surgery to his vocal chords. Elton was asked whether his voice was stronger after the surgery.

Elton’s response was that his voice is stronger now than it has ever been in his life.

A couple days ago, Elton John was doing a television interview when he was asked about recent surgery to his vocal chords. Elton was asked whether his voice was stronger after the surgery.

Elton’s response was that his voice is stronger now than it has ever been in his life.

Dear Elton:

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no .

I’m sorry, Elton, but I grew up on your albums, committed them to my personal spirit even, from your first album in the late 60’s through Goodbye Yellow Brick Road in the mid-70s. And I’m here to tell you that you are selling out when you make those kind of statements about your voice.

Because anyone who has the capacity to hear sound can listen to Honky Chateau, the album you recorded in one night, probably doped up and hammered, in which your powerful, clear contralto voice rocks like nothing ever before, and then can listen to the Lion King soundtrack, and wonder if it’s even the same person.

Elton, I saw you perform a corporate show for Best Buy last year. I stood 100 feet from the stage when you played for the small room. You sounded good, but it’s not anything like you were 25 years ago.

I call you a “sell out” because you make those types of statements and it’s like you’re still trying to make sure people buy albums and come to Vegas to see your show.

So if you read this blog, don’t go around making foolish statements about your voice like that.

And if you’re smart, you’d start working towards the 25th anniversary of the aforementioned GYBR and get a band together to tour with just songs from that album.

Call me if you need a bass player.

A day in the life of a Republican

I ran across this interesting opinion piece the other day, and thought it worthwhile to post here. I was once a Rush-Limbaugh-Listening blue-collar worker who thought the only people that disagreed with right-wing political opinions were commie liberals. Considering my position change over the last decade, it’s an interesting read for me; hope it is for you, too.

I ran across this interesting opinion piece the other day, and thought it worthwhile to post here. I was once a Rush-Limbaugh-Listening blue-collar worker who thought the only people that disagreed with right-wing political opinions were commie liberals. Considering my position change over the last decade, it’s an interesting read for me; hope it is for you, too.

(For those interested: Yes, I’m a Republican, and plan to continue to be so, working to reform injustices from the inside rather than hop to a party that’s only marginally different.)

My opinion? I’m glad we have strong differences of opinion in this country, because with such vehement disagreement, we can come to compromises that best benefit the population as a whole. It’s one reason I’m concerned about the Republican shift in the Senate, because now we have one party dominating two out of the three branches of government. And with conservative appointees certain to be rubber-stamped to the judiciary over the next four years, pretty soon one party will cover the third branch, too.


*A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN*
(Author unknown)

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs.

Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government- subsidized ride to work.

It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive.

His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home.

His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”

I’m a SALESMAN???

So yesterday morning around 10 AM, I walked into my new offices with the large company I work for (who shall, as always, remain nameless in public). Interesting experience!

Part of the security procedure is a check-in, assigning a badge to an individual, and taking that person’s fingerprints. It’s part of the routine; in order to get into the server room floor, or certain parts of the building, you must not only have your badge, but also put your hand on a fingerprint scanner. It works fairly reliably, and is a sensible part of general security policy, which is “what you are, what you have, and what you know: choose to verify at least two of the three for reasonable security.”

So yesterday morning around 10 AM, I walked into my new offices with the large company I work for (who shall, as always, remain nameless in public). Interesting experience!

Part of the security procedure is a check-in, assigning a badge to an individual, and taking that person’s fingerprints. It’s part of the routine; in order to get into the server room floor, or certain parts of the building, you must not only have your badge, but also put your hand on a fingerprint scanner. It works fairly reliably, and is a sensible part of general security policy, which is “what you are, what you have, and what you know: choose to verify at least two of the three for reasonable security.”

So I’m chatting with the security guard, and he blurts out, “You sure seem a lot more like a salesman than a computer guy.”

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“No, really,” he goes on, “you seem to have the personality. You enjoy people; you should really consider a career in sales. It could be good for you.”

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“It’s financially rewarding, and really, it’s all about building good relationships. You seem to have that down pat.”

Fact: I hate sales. With a passion. It’s a necessary evil, I suppose, but it’s something I watched my Mom stress out over for twenty years. It’s not a place I’m interested in going. I’m a tech, and was pretty much really anti-social until 10th grade when I decided it was time to get some hygiene and get some friends.

“Well,” I responded, “I’ve been some sort of computer admin for about ten years now. I’m pretty good at what I do, and I enjoy it a lot.”

“Fair enough,” the portly security guard responded as he turned away to finish setting up my badge and handprint security settings, “but I think you’re missing out.”

The thing is, this wouldn’t have been so weird if I hadn’t felt like I’ve had this exact same conversation every place I’ve worked for the last ten years.

“Why are you a meter reader? You’d make a great salesperson.”

“Wow, Matt, you’re far too sociable and friendly for me to imagine you stuck behind a computer screen being a geek all day.”

“I think you got into the wrong career, son; you should have been a salesman.”

What is it? Is it my short hair? My slightly-plump friendliness? Reasonably good hygiene?

(Which reminds me, after putting my hand on the same hand scanner as everybody else in the building, I better go wash my hands. Ugh.)

It’s hard to develop a serious reputation as a UNIX geek extraordinaire when most people seem to think I’ve missed my calling!

Soon to be a Homeowner! (The Sequel)

OK, I mean it this time. The contract has been ratified, so if anything happens, we’ve got legal recourse.

We looked at 7 properties over the weekend and put in an offer for the last one. It’s a beautiful 3-bedroom house in Eldersburg, much bigger and nicer than the house we just lost. Yay!

We close December 13th! *whew*

OK, I mean it this time. The contract has been ratified, so if anything happens, we’ve got legal recourse.

We looked at 7 properties over the weekend and put in an offer for the last one. It’s a beautiful 3-bedroom house in Eldersburg, much bigger and nicer than the house we just lost. Yay!

We close December 13th! *whew*

L33t shirt-folding

Today, for the first time, much like when I discovered how to tie my shoes, I had an epiphany:

I finally learned how to fold my shirts. You, too, can have l33t f0ld1ng sk1llz. Rock on!

Note to spouse: This doesn’t mean that I’ll be folding all my own shirts now. It just means I can no longer claim “it takes too long” or “I don’t know how” as a defense 🙂

Today, for the first time, much like when I discovered how to tie my shoes, I had an epiphany:

I finally learned how to fold my shirts. You, too, can have l33t f0ld1ng sk1llz. Rock on!

Note to spouse: This doesn’t mean that I’ll be folding all my own shirts now. It just means I can no longer claim “it takes too long” or “I don’t know how” as a defense 🙂

THE ANTI DIET – Or – “Leave it all (on my) behind”

Too fat? Too skinny? Too obsessed with my weight?

In 1999, I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and was given a smaller part in the show because they were looking for “Someone Slimmer” – and they chose a guy I thought was kinda chunky.

So I dieted for 6 months and went from 220 to 180. Dieted another 6 months and went from 180 to 165.. and have hovered for the last three years at 163… until now.

Within about two weeks, I had my wife, my mother, my stepmother and someone at work tell me I looked skinnier and that they thought maybe I was getting too thin. I was used to this.. but when my mother said, “Its starting to look unhealthy”, I decided I would go back to around 175, where I looked the best in photos.

Too fat? Too skinny? Too obsessed with my weight?

In 1999, I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and was given a smaller part in the show because they were looking for “Someone Slimmer” – and they chose a guy I thought was kinda chunky.

So I dieted for 6 months and went from 220 to 180. Dieted another 6 months and went from 180 to 165.. and have hovered for the last three years at 163… until now.

Within about two weeks, I had my wife, my mother, my stepmother and someone at work tell me I looked skinnier and that they thought maybe I was getting too thin. I was used to this.. but when my mother said, “Its starting to look unhealthy”, I decided I would go back to around 175, where I looked the best in photos.

And its been great. Mint Mochas, candy, pizza, pastries.. anything I chose.. just yum yum yum..

Until today, when I hit the scale and it said 172. I had wanted to go gradually through the holidays, get to like 177 and then lose the two pounds after the first. Instead, before even Thanksgiving, I have put on 9 pounds, and only have 3 to go.. and I wanted to be able to just eat whatever over the holidays.

So now, in order to be able to keep gaining weight in the coming months, I am back to dieting in order to lose weight in order to be able to keep gaining weight until january.

Its very confusing. .. and it may turn out that I am indeed insane.

Honoring vets: 11 Nov 2004

Today I simply wanted to send out a “thank you” to some of the vets I know. Today is Veterans Day, which, unlike Memorial Day, honors the living rather than the dead.

Today I simply wanted to send out a “thank you” to some of the vets I know. Today is Veterans Day, which, unlike Memorial Day, honors the living rather than the dead.

  • William Gallagher Barnson, retired Air Force Colonel. My adopted father served honorably in the active duty and reserve stateside throughout the Cold War, and had served in the navy during the Korean War.
  • Jeffrey Kevin Barnson, my adopted brother, veteran of the First Gulf War flying a C-130 Hercules for the Air Force.
  • Brian Michael Barnson, my older brother who honorably served in the U.S. navy.
  • Ryan Rawlins, good friend and former Utah National Guardsman. Called him this morning to thank him.
  • Richard Wendell Ellis, my father-in-law, who served in the U.S. army stateside and in Germany, retiring a few years ago to Idaho.
  • Our very own Jon Brusco, friend for the last nineteen years, who served us in the U.S. army stateside and Panama, acquiring wounds that will never fully heal. Kind of like Frodo, if Frodo had a bum knee.
  • Kevin Graham, currently serving in parts unknown. I haven’t seen him for thirteen years, but I’ve heard about him here and there, one day serving here, and another day serving there.

According to Woodrow Wilson’s Armistice Day proclamation, “the reflections of Armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nation.

Who would you like to give props to this Veteran’s Day? Now’s the time, because tomorrow it won’t be Veteran’s Day anymore 🙂

Wind Farms: TANSTAAFL

Robert Anson Heinlein, deceased science fiction author, popularized an acronym: TANSTAAFL. This means “There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch”.

I’ve watched with interest as various environmental activists over the years have opposed coal, oil, and nuclear power plants. Some advocate hydroelectric power, but we’ve discovered to our chagrin that damming rivers leads to dramatic downstream ecosystem declines. Wind power, on the other hand, has been proposed by many as a viable alternative.

Robert Anson Heinlein, deceased science fiction author, popularized an acronym: TANSTAAFL. This means “There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch”.

I’ve watched with interest as various environmental activists over the years have opposed coal, oil, and nuclear power plants. Some advocate hydroelectric power, but we’ve discovered to our chagrin that damming rivers leads to dramatic downstream ecosystem declines. Wind power, on the other hand, has been proposed by many as a viable alternative.

Well, it turns out that Wind Power Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be. WPAAICUTB… nah, it doesn’t quite cut it. Anyway, wind power actually raises local temperatures significantly, and if used in sufficient numbers, could cause global climatologic variances, too. While the impact of wind towers on the environment are roughly 1/5th the equivalent, per megawatt, of coal power, it just goes to show TANSTAAFL.

I dunno, I still think that nuclear power is the solution. We can dump all the waste in a very confined geographic area (like the Skull Valley Goshute Indian Tribe proposes we use some of their mostly-wasteland reservation for), and the global climate cost is negligible. But the old “NIMBY” (Not In My Back Yard) contingent opposes storing waste near them.

Me, I live in Tooele. I’d live literally just a handful of miles from what the Goshutes propose should be the world’s largest radioactive waste dump. Store the dang stuff; it’s better to store it near my family than raising the world’s temperatures and sea levels.

The Best In Consumer Software

Okay folks, I throw this blog out there so that we can compare notes on the best software available for consumer computing use.

Over the last six months, we’ve all been reading about Microsoft’s settlement payments to Novell, Netscape, the EU, and others as a result of unfair competition practices. Basically, MS wants to own the operating system and all the software used on it. So they bundled and bought off competitors to shut down choice.

During this time, I’ve tried to capitalize on a primary benefit of having a PC: I’m not locked in to an integrated hardware and software system, like Macs. Here’s my list of the Microsoft software that I’ve abandoned for more powerful, secure apps. Let us know what you guys are using!

Okay folks, I throw this blog out there so that we can compare notes on the best software available for consumer computing use.

Over the last six months, we’ve all been reading about Microsoft’s settlement payments to Novell, Netscape, the EU, and others as a result of unfair competition practices. Basically, MS wants to own the operating system and all the software used on it. So they bundled and bought off competitors to shut down choice.

During this time, I’ve tried to capitalize on a primary benefit of having a PC: I’m not locked in to an integrated hardware and software system, like Macs. Here’s my list of the Microsoft software that I’ve abandoned for more powerful, secure apps. Let us know what you guys are using!

**XP Home/v2002/service pack 2**

Windows Media Player — Winamp, Nero 6 Internet Explorer — Mozilla Firefox MS Word — Notepad MS Publisher — Adobe InDesign MS Access — Filemaker Pro MS Money — Quickbooks Pro MS Draw — Photoshop, Illustrator MS Frontpage — Macromedia Dreamweaver MX

I’m wondering if there’s anything else out there for Word Processing, Spreadsheet, or E-mail?

About one year ago, I started sending all my working files to people in .pdfs. This means I now avoid sending native working files to recipients. It circumvents font and file corruption, as well as cross-platform issues. So, I’m not opposed to using powerful software that nobody else has, because everything is sent in a standard format (.pdf, HTML, etc.)

Thanks!