Email Love

So I finally sat down the other day and did an inventory of my email. I set up every filter, every folder, every sub-folder to file away messages into neat categories. I came to a startling realization:

So I finally sat down the other day and did an inventory of my email. I set up every filter, every folder, every sub-folder to file away messages into neat categories. I came to a startling realization:

I really don’t get a whole lot of email.

I mean, I get over a hundred messages a day. But once I’ve filtered out the spam, the mailing lists, the advertising (much of it opt-in, I’m ashamed to say, and I’m not going to opt out because I like reading ads about cool audio hardware and stuff), and whatnot…

I’m down to about 1-5 emails a day.

That’s kind of pathetic, really. I read dozens of emails a day (skipping about a hundred or so), and only a couple are actually addressed to me. I did a similar thing with my work mail, and found that I only ever received personally-addressed mail when I sent some for one reason or another.

How much of your mail is really yours?

What do Wesley Crusher and I-Pods have to do with each other?

You all can talk about intelligent design all you want; I’ve got larger issues to address. Such as: it has taken me a while to realize why I’ve been so disturbed by the sudden rise in popularity of I-Pods and the like. At least in DC, you can’t go ten feet on any sidewalk without seeing someone with that glassy look to their eyes, little wires dangling from their ears, paying just a little too much attention to the little white plastic box in their hand…

You all can talk about intelligent design all you want; I’ve got larger issues to address. Such as: it has taken me a while to realize why I’ve been so disturbed by the sudden rise in popularity of I-Pods and the like. At least in DC, you can’t go ten feet on any sidewalk without seeing someone with that glassy look to their eyes, little wires dangling from their ears, paying just a little too much attention to the little white plastic box in their hand…

Then, while in Ann Arbor last weekend for a meeting, I caught ST:TNP, episode 106: The Game. A classic episode, featuring the indomitable Wesley Crusher fresh from the Academy, the lovely but out-of-her-element Ashley Judd in a career-challenging role – it’s no Best of Both Worlds, but then what is?

And it all became so clear, as I sat there watching this ep: Someone brought back an I-Pod from Risa, those aliens with that lame forehead ridge are just plumping us up for a quick takeover while we’re plugged into the latest podcast from someone-needs-a-life, and in the not-too-distant-future, we’ll be hoping Data comes through with that lame watch-the-birdie save before the top of the hour.

Not to offend any Barnsonian I-Pod worshippers, but the whole thing for me got pushed over the edge after spending a few moments in a college town this past weekend. In DC, we’ve got Blackberries and federal subpeonas (thrilling party conversation-starter by the way). But it seemed that Ann Arbor had been overrun by Apple and no one noticed. You could almost hear Steve Jobs cackling like Dr. Evil in the background.

In line at the largest Starbucks in North America (I mean it, you couldn’t see the far side of it), all over the bookstores, all over campus, in the three restaurants I ate at, at the hotel, and on and on. Seriously, someone needs to pull a Wesley on those things to determine if they aren’t hitting the pleasure center of the frontal lobe, because there was just a little too much love for the I-Pod there.

Isn’t silence golden to anyone anymore?

Just my two cents. It’s been one of those weeks so far.

Closing arguments in the Dover ID case

OK, Coffee Break’s Over, everybody back on your heads again! (See Joke 19, warning: foul word.)

I’ve been following the Dover, PA lawsuit by parents against school-board-mandated instruction in “Intelligent Design” closely. This is, in my opinion, a crucial case for preserving public school science classrooms from future domination by individual religions, and for preserving the rights of parents to educate their children in religious matters without governmental interference. For others who may not have been following the case with similar rapt interest, here are some relevant links:

OK, Coffee Break’s Over, everybody back on your heads again! (See Joke 19, warning: foul word.)

I’ve been following the Dover, PA lawsuit by parents against school-board-mandated instruction in “Intelligent Design” closely. This is, in my opinion, a crucial case for preserving public school science classrooms from future domination by individual religions, and for preserving the rights of parents to educate their children in religious matters without governmental interference. For others who may not have been following the case with similar rapt interest, here are some relevant links:

  • Chief school board proponents of ID caught perjuring themselves
  • More details of ID proponent lying under oath. OK, you obviously can’t throw out an entire case due to some moron lying in court. But it looks really, really bad when you corner the defendant into admitting that he passed money under the table — and lied about it under oath — in a clumsy attempt to disguise his involvement.
  • The plaintiff’s closing arguments. (PDF format, Adobe Reader required) This closing argument, IMHO, is very readable, reasonably brief, and summarizes in very clear form why Intelligent Design is a religiously-motivated, unscientific rehashing of Creationism, which violates the Establishment clause of the Constitution and should not be taught in public school science classes.
  • This New York Times article (free registration required) documents how the Thomas More Law Center shopped around for five years looking for a school district willing to promote Intelligent Design in science classroooms in order to inspire a lawsuit like this one.

Here are my thoughts and speculations:

  1. It looks like many ID supporters are bitterly disappointed by the self-appointed champions of classroom ID in PA. Between the defendants’ inability to tell the truth, well-documented Creationist motivations, and hand-in-the-cookie-jar efforts to launder money in support of their religious aims in public school, I have to agree: evolution supporters would be hard-pressed to find more inept public officials supporting Intelligent Design.
  2. Elections were yesterday, and several of the positions of the ID supporters are up for grabs. Returns aren’t due for some time, but I strongly suspect the Dover voters will express their disappointment with the existing Board in a very direct fashion. I know I would.
  3. While most supporters of science will score this as a victory, I’m certain Creationism in public schools will come up in court again. Probably sooner than the 30 years it took for this to come back from the previous Supreme Court decision.
  4. I think this decision works more to preserve their parental rights than public-school instruction in ID. I think of it in terms of some other principle — say, the “Intelligent Thunder Theory”, with Asgard and Thor supporters advocating it be taught in science classrooms to explain the weather. Without special pleading, it just doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.
  5. I’m certain more rednecks will get their 15 seconds of fame on the TV decrying how American government and “activist judges” are perverting the government into a god-hating secular state in opposition to popular will. Never mind that religion thrives in America mostly because of church/state separation.

Mmmm… pie…

All right, after a thoroughly enjoyable and mentally exhausting debate (congrats on Short Story status everyone), what movies are everyone looking forward to seeing this upcoming season?

High on my list:

Harry Potter IV – My favorite of the novels, the previews look @*#$(% righteous… definitely going to be there for the midnight showing. And is it wrong to have a crush on Emma Watson? It’s not a “boy I’d like me some of that” kind of crush, it’s a “she’s the kind of girl I’d like my son to bring home” kind of crush, if that makes sense.

All right, after a thoroughly enjoyable and mentally exhausting debate (congrats on Short Story status everyone), what movies are everyone looking forward to seeing this upcoming season?

High on my list:

Harry Potter IV – My favorite of the novels, the previews look @*#$(% righteous… definitely going to be there for the midnight showing. And is it wrong to have a crush on Emma Watson? It’s not a “boy I’d like me some of that” kind of crush, it’s a “she’s the kind of girl I’d like my son to bring home” kind of crush, if that makes sense.

Narnia — Loved the books, Lewis is still one of my favorite authors… and the previews also look phenomenal. WETA, those geniuses behind LoTR, have provided the environment of the film (I always hesitate to use “special effects” with WETA, their work is so artistically driven that somehow “special effects” sounds somehow crass). And, this is ironic, I saw “Constantine” last week and the one thing that really struck me was the fabulous actress who played Gabriel. She’s playing the White Witch. Lots to look forward to. I know Justin doesn’t want to see the movie because, and I quote “it has talking animals.” On one hand, I totally understand the worry, the last thing we want is Aslan meets Babe. On the other hand, how can we have Narnia without talking animals? That’s sort of one of the central points of the story, in’nit?

Zorro — I saw it this weekend, and my soul wept. Then it breathed white.

Serenity — coming out Dec. 20 on DVD, baby! Right in time for Christmas. Shiney!

Any other gems that folks are looking forward to? Early Oscar predictions, anyone?

Men are Smarter than Women… Trashed.

Early this summer, major news outlets crowed about some preliminary research revealing that men are, on average, cleverer than women. This research made a big splash with headlines around the world.

In an unusual move, the journal “Nature” published a critique which not only rebutted the conclusions and data used by the British team in the original study, but thoroughly trashed it.

Early this summer, major news outlets crowed about some preliminary research revealing that men are, on average, cleverer than women. This research made a big splash with headlines around the world.

In an unusual move, the journal “Nature” published a critique which not only rebutted the conclusions and data used by the British team in the original study, but thoroughly trashed it.

The Observer noted how unusual it was for a published article in a scientific journal to so thoroughly and angrily debunk the claims made in a competing journal:

Science journals rarely attack studies at the same time as they are being published by a rival. Neither do they often use strong or intemperate terms. A delayed and measured approach is the norm in scientific circles.

The article further noted that, like Andrew Wakefield’s controversial MMR vaccine/autism link debacle of some years ago, the researchers involved seemed more interested in garnering publicity than in peer review:

They did not release their paper to fellow academics immediately. Instead, they gave it out to journalists two months before it was scheduled to be published in the British Journal of Psychology this month.

I’m skeptical. Any time a study comes out — like the previous study by the same researchers which indicated white people were generally smarter than black — which seems to reinforce existing prejudices, I’m doubly skeptical. The truly groundbreaking stuff seems to be the things which blows away common misconceptions, not the stuff which looks like it’s trying to reinforce racial or sexual stereotypes.

I came across a useful guideline on the entire process of meta-analysis by Vivienne Parry:

“[C]heck the statistics first. If you are quoted a risk increase, check what the risk was before. A 100% increase of a very small risk is still a very small risk. Find out what the absolute risk rather than the relative risk is – in other words, what the real numbers of women dying, or getting cancer or whatever, are. “Again, you may find that this huge risk turns out to be one extra woman per 100,000. Nasty, but not as bad as you thought. If no one can give you real numbers, then feel free to ignore it. It is also useful to find out who is behind the information. Do they have something to sell or an agenda to push? If they do, be doubly suspicious.”

Belief vs Unbelief part 99 – another point of view.

I thought I would post an interesting email I received from my Unlce John.. he’s an editorial writer for The Philadelphia Inquirer, he writes on religion for that same newspaper, and also contributes to Scientific American. So, when I got this email, in the light of our many conversations on this topic, I thought I’d post it.

It’s the end of absolutes for both for religion and materialistic unbelief

I thought I would post an interesting email I received from my Unlce John.. he’s an editorial writer for The Philadelphia Inquirer, he writes on religion for that same newspaper, and also contributes to Scientific American. So, when I got this email, in the light of our many conversations on this topic, I thought I’d post it.

It’s the end of absolutes for both for religion and materialistic unbelief Oct 23, 2005

BY JOHN TIMPANE It’s the end of absolutes for both religion and materialist unbelief. Neither has the knockout card, the open-and-shut, slam-dunk, airtight case. And that should knock both of them back a step. Each has something to say to the other, indeed the same thing: “Give up your fundamentalism – it’s toxic, and it’s hurting you. ” Healthful words now, when evolution and intelligent design are being debated in Dover, Pa. Both belief and unbelief may be much qualified in the coming decades. In a trend already 50 years old, belief increasingly may get hauled out of church, as believers feel less and less need for an institutional lens through which to believe.

Materialism (sometimes called “naturalism,” sometimes “rationalism”) is the belief that all that exists is the visible, concrete universe of matter. That’s it – nothing else, no spirit realm, no divinities, no afterlife. There is a fine, august tradition behind materialist unbelief. But – especially in the minds of some who believe they are representing or defending science – it has taken on a dismissive energy. In years to come, materialism may actually benefit from admitting it’s just a guess, more like other beliefs than most materialists admit.

At least, such are my conclusions after participating in the Templeton-Cambridge Journalism Fellowships in Science and Religion. This summer, 10 journalists attended seminars for two weeks at Cambridge University in England, went home for five weeks to prepare presentations, and returned for a last week of seminars, presentations, debate, English ale, and amazement at our chance to study God and science in 15th-century splendor.

Many stars joined us: evolutionary biologists Richard Dawkins and Simon Conway Morris; cosmologists John D. Barrow, Owen Gingerich, and Paul Davies; theologians Russell Stannard, Nancey Murphy, and Ronald Cole-Turner. They gave brilliant talks, argued with one another, with us, and with the cosmos; challenged us to stretch our minds and write better about science, religion, and the interface (if there is one!) between the two.

All my friends want to know: So who won?

Nobody. And that should temper all those who think their team already has. Despite the trial in over, the current American conflict is not between “science” and “religion. ” It is, to quote Karen Armstrong, author of A History of God and other books, a conflict between tightly defined subsets: “those who adhere to the scientific theory of evolution and those who believe that the biblical story of the six-day creation is literally true. “As she points out, this boils down to “a struggle between two religions. “The culprit on both sides in this American standoff is the mental habit of fundamentalism itself. And it could well hobble both sides. Book-based religious fundamentalism will, I suspect, gravely wound the cause of religion. It holds sway today among about 20 percent of Americans, but that’s only now. In many minds, the underhandedness and the coercive truculence of religious fundamentalist rhetoric confirm that religion is bad. It gives individuals no choice, nowhere to go, no way to grow. That’s why, when science enlarges our view of the cosmos, one often hears fundamentalist yelps.

The current uprising may be a harbinger of the death of religion for many people. We’ll continue to be a believing people, but more and more of us will do our believing out of doors. Religious fundamentalism got beat up good at the Templetons, especially by religious people. Fraser Watts, who teaches theology and science at Cambridge and is co-director of the fellowship program, said: “I am a follower of Christ, not the Bible, and if I’m forced to make a choice, which I hope I am not, I will choose Christ. “But religion is not the only fundamentalism in the room. Let us now turn to the other bad boys: the fundamentalist materialists.

Some say, “I believe in science. Evidence. Empirical demonstration. What I can see. And that’s it. “But many materialists don’t stop there. Fighting hard, against religion and other forms of “ignorance,” they claim their view is scientific. When, strictly speaking, it is not. It strains the proper bounds of science to enlist it for these purposes, and most honest scientists will say so. Rightly does biologist Kenneth R. Miller (who testified against intelligent design in the Dover trial) complain of materialists who go “well beyond any reasonable scientific conclusions that might emerge from evolutionary biology. ”

Miller cites biologist William Provine, who wrote: “Modern science directly implies that there are no inherent moral or ethical laws, no absolute guiding principles for human society. . . . We must conclude that when we die, we die, and that is the end of us. ”

Science doesn’t imply anything about morality, ethics, or afterlifes. It just doesn’t go there. But Provine sure wants it to, and then vaults to “must conclude. ” Materialists often idealize science. They speak of science, not as it is, but as they wish it were. They pretend science is a unitary practice with a stable, complete, sufficient view of the cosmos. They pretend – beyond the capacity of logic – that you can draw hard and fast definitions between what is science and what is not.

I heard many such pretenses at the Templetons, and you cannot know how irritating that is. Scientific practice bypasses what can be seen, tested, or demonstrated all the time. The structure of the benzene ring came to August KekulĂ© not through an experiment, but through a dream. No one has ever seen such a string, but many physicists now have high hopes for “string theory” (in which the structure of the universe is made up of resonating submicroscopic strings). Cosmology relies on arguments based on what cannot be seen (dark matter) to explain what can.

Sometimes that works, sometimes not. Science is a search for what works -and sometimes that’s empirical, and often it’s not. It often proceeds through undirected play. Thank you, Yale eurobiologist Robert Wyman, for saying so: “You get curious about something and you mess around. That’s what science is in the beginning; you mess around. ”

It’s amazing how angry people get when you say such things. That doesn’t make science any more wonderful, its triumphs any less spectacular. Some people just insist on a purity that science does not have and never did. Such insistence hurts them, their babes-in-the-woods politics, and any chance of discussion. They should drop it, acknowledge the humanity of their endeavor, and listen. Materialism is a good guess. A very intelligent good guess. It was none other than zoologist Richard Dawkins, an eminent nonbeliever, who told us that materialism can’t really close the argument against God. So even he knows it. I wonder how many other materialists would admit the same.

The high point of the Templetons, for me, came after a stellar presentation by cosmologist John D. Barrow, including an explanation of multiverse theory, which argues that our universe is not alone but is only one of about 10 550 universes. Dawkins raised his hand and, after praising what he had just heard, asked why anyone would want to look for divine characteristics in the universe. To which Barrow replied: “For the same reason that somebody might not want to. ”

A throwaway line? No: the single most honest, most incisive thing I heard at Cambridge. Barrow spoke the thing neither institutionalized belief nor institutionalized unbelief will admit – the great scandal – that neither side can close the deal, leaving it to you and me. There are wonderful reasons to believe – and not to believe. Go out, look around, keep your mind and senses wide open, and decide for yourself; for nothing – no book, no experiment, no theory, no minister in his smoke and vestments – can make up your mind for you. It’s just you and the cosmos within and without. And throughout this lifelong quest, if ever you feel your mind hardening – don’t let it happen.

That’s how belief and unbelief got into this mess in the first place.