Everybody who knows me knows that I hate email spam. I have taken pretty strong measures on my server to stop it from dropping in my inbox, so much so that these days the only stuff that finds its way in there are emails from people who sign up for throw-away accounts from a major ISP.
Everybody who knows me knows that I hate email spam. I have taken pretty strong measures on my server to stop it from dropping in my inbox, so much so that these days the only stuff that finds its way in there are emails from people who sign up for throw-away accounts from a major ISP.
Regardless, very rarely I see a subject line that makes me laugh because it’s clever. This one did.
“Don’t be an average man! Megadik will lift you up to the top!”
Just the product name — “Megadik” — is enough to make me giggle a little bit. Or maybe throw up into my mouth a little bit. I sometimes can’t tell the difference.
Have they ever told you this, “Damn it! Your penis is really tiny!”?
Damn it! I can’t tell you how many times I have heard this in the locker room! I don’t have enough exclamation points to express how I feel about men telling me I have a tiny penis!
Didn’t you just wanna run away?
Absolutely! I think it would be fun to run through the gym carrying my towel in my hands so that everybody can make fun of my eensy-weensy, needle-sized manhood.
Don’t let women turn their back on you!
But, but… but what if I prefer that position?
Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams!
My sexual dreams are simple: * Early. Morning is best. I don’t know why, but it is. * Often. Daily is best. Really, more often than that and I get a bit chapped, speaking from experience. Oh, and also, speaking from experience, Aloe Vera gel is a REALLY bad choice for trying to relieve the chapped-ness.
Umm, that’s about it. How does having a bigger dong impact that schedule?
You should simply rely on this excellent preparation!
I think the time for preparation is long since over. I had enough of that with Rosie Palm and her five sisters in high school.
“Oh! Your penis is so large!” Isn’t that what you dream to hear every day?
I think if I heard this every day, I would develop a complex. Or maybe a rash. Or, possibly, painful urination.
Soon you’ll be the only one ladies will wish! Megadik is your real cure!
Dang, dude, there are 3 billion women in the world. I don’t have the time or interest to be the only one for all of them. Couldn’t we limit that a bit, to, say, half a billion or so?