Month: December 2007

Now I’ve seen one more thing on my life-long journey to see everything: The Fart Survey.

Some fun fart “facts”:

1. “80% of the men surveyed admit that they have blamed one of their farts on somebody else.”
2. “20% of the men surveyed have lit their own farts (another 15% tried but did not succeed).”
3. “47% of men surveyed admit that they have sniffed the chair/couch after farting in it.”

“I find it amusing that a language which produces sesquipedalian cannot manage a gender neutral third person singular pronoun.”

I read a short review of a product I’m considering — “You Need A Budget” — and the initial paragraph of the review really grabbed me.

I’ve decided there are three types of people out there:

1. One who needs a budget, otherwise they’ll spend whatever they can get their hands on, and then some,
2. One who does a pretty good job by themselves, stays out of debt, but could definitely benefit from a proper budget, or
3. One who is so anal about their money, that they don’t need a budget. They already scrutinize every purchase before they make it.

My epiphany was this: I’ve been a Type 1, trying to be a Type 3 and failing. After many years, I’ve finally arrived at a Type 2. The only debt we have is our home, but we still feel strapped for cash all the time. We’re considering buying some real estate in the near future for rental income, and I realized that we probably need to get a better handle on our finances so that emergencies or vacancies don’t catch us with our pants down.

I’m thinking of buying You Need A Budget, mainly because Quicken is far too anal for my purposes. I don’t want to track purchases to that level of detail. But I do want to be able to have a general outline of where things should go, a bit more than our current strategy of only four categories: bills, mortgage, savings, slush fund.

What’s your budgeting archetype?

Apparently Microsoft has submitted a request to have the One Laptop Per Child project modify their systems to run Windows XP. Wikipedia has a reasonable summary of the OLPC project, including some of the debate surrounding the environmental-friendliness of a project to get one laptop into the hands of every child on the planet, as well as usability concerns and the failure to meet the $100 price-point.

The main concerns of the OLPC were intense durability, resistance to dirt and water, high screen visibility outdoors, low power consumption with easy rechargeability in primitive conditions, and a large stable of educational software. They also have the ability to form ad-hoc networks amongst themselves if other OLPCs are nearby, with two little antennas and the bright green color giving the computer a very insect-like look. Right now, they are offering a promotion to US consumers: for $400, they’ll sell you an OLPC and send one to a third-world country on your behalf.

What’s interesting to me is this move by Microsoft to allow Windows XP to run on the laptop. I see it as a concession that their joint effort with Intel’s “Classmate” low-cost laptop has, if not failed, then run into hard times competing with the mind-share of the OLPC. They cite the “tens of thousands of existing educational applications written for Windows” as reason for justifying putting Windows XP on the OLPC rather than the Free Linux operating system.

I own a Linux laptop which was built in 1998. It’s a little Sony Vaio. It has 192MB of RAM, a dinky little 12-inch screen, and a 366MHz Pentium III processor. It is currently running Gentoo Linux, and as long as I’m careful not to run more than a few applications at a time, it runs just fine. It’s a little bit slow loading the latest and greatest version of Firefox, but there is never any typing lag and until it got accidentally fried to where it’s no longer reliable, I used it all the time and was very productive with it, including using OpenOffice and email applications.

I tried installing Windows XP… and it simply doesn’t work. Just loading “notepad” took 30+ seconds in such a limited memory configuration. I had to take a coffee break if I wanted to load Microsoft Office. And I can plain forget about running the Microsoft Visual Studio (the development environment for MS applications)… it just hangs the box forever.

My thought is that, well, Kudos to Microsoft for wanting to get involved in bringing personal computing to the Third World, but how they are going to get such a bloated beast to run well in such a limited environment will be a challenge.

So my wife and I signed up for pre-paid legal services as part of our benefits package for next year. My question is, are any of us using such services, and have they been a benefit or just a drain on the pocketbook?

A few months ago we were playing a game with some friends, and the question came up, “What do you want your last words to be?”.

Mine: “Doh!” Christy’s: “I love you.” My friend Matt’s: “Hey, watch this!”

What’s yours?

Check this poster out for the new Batman film!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/postersmall.jpg

Looks like the joke’s on us!

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=2275142

Summary: Sugar House (a suburb of Salt Lake City) citizens speak out against “sexually-oriented business” moving into their neighborhood. The business in question: The Blue Boutique.

For those who aren’t familiar with it, the Blue Boutique is a costume, lingerie, and adult novelty shop. There are lots of different takes on the franchise, from those which focus almost exclusively on the costume aspect, to almost exclusively on the novelties aspect.

The way I see it, there are at least two separate questions:

1. Is the Blue Boutique a “sexually-oriented business”? I’ve shopped a few of these stores with my wife, and the strictly “adult” items are always in a clearly delineated, walled-off area of the store marked Adults Only, which is policed by store employees to ensure no minors get in. Up front, it is little more explicit than perhaps a Victoria’s Secret store. If I had a sliding scale with the grocery store that sells condoms on one end and a whorehouse on the other, BB is somewhere in the middle leaning toward the grocery-store end. Its license was also “retail accessory” in its previous location, not “sexually oriented business” like the magazine/DVD shops in Salt Lake. The BB doesn’t even sell videos of any sort.
2. Does a business of this nature damage children?

Regarding the second question, there’s a quote from the article that I want to call out:

Annelle Doxey said, “The window displays and products they offer will greatly increase the amount of exposure that our children will have to items and pictures of a sexual nature. Studies have shown that this kind of exposure will damage the natural development of a child’s personality.”

Obviously, a City Council meeting is hardly the place to be citing references, but I’d be interested in learning exactly what “studies” have shown that lingerie stores damage the “natural development of a child’s personality”. Kids are going to have sex whether we want them to or not. By the age of 19, even here in prim, proper Utah, there’s a 4 out of 5 chance that the child will have had anal, vaginal, or oral sex. When they have an interest in the topic, they are of an appropriate age to learn something about it.

On the other hand, I’m not comfortable with the idea of my teenage daughter bringing home a bondage kit and massive rubber dong to decorate her room. So I think there’s a sliding scale of appropriateness there, too.

While I understand the concern of these parents, why not let the business open, and then if the window displays are objectionable, report that infringement to the city council?

Two old partly-deaf ladies walk out of church one Sunday. The first shouts to the second, “That sermon was so long, my foot fell asleep.”

“Your butt fell asleep?” replied the second. “That explains it, I heard it snoring.”

http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/2007/11/exclusive-excer.html

Yep. Nathan Fillion speaks out about playing Captain Malcom Reynolds in Firefly. For those of us who own the DVDs and the movie, it’s fun readin’. You can hear his voice in the paragraphs.