Hey Baiter!

OK, so I have had no fewer than seven failed registrations today from people with names who are variants on “have faith in god”. Here’s a hint, “have faith in god”… If you really want to post on my blog with religious messages, use a valid email address! Seriously, that’s all it takes. Use a valid return address, and you can post to your heart’s content. As long as your comments follow board guidelines, I’ll let them stand. This, of course, means “no advertising”, so if you post the same message with twenty-six spammish links to a web site, I’ll kill it along with the “vi8gra ci4lis enl4rge ipso facto annuit coeptis novus ordo fellatio” posts I have to prune on a regular basis.

OK, so I have had no fewer than seven failed registrations today from people with names who are variants on “have faith in god”. Here’s a hint, “have faith in god”… If you really want to post on my blog with religious messages, use a valid email address! Seriously, that’s all it takes. Use a valid return address, and you can post to your heart’s content. As long as your comments follow board guidelines, I’ll let them stand. This, of course, means “no advertising”, so if you post the same message with twenty-six spammish links to a web site, I’ll kill it along with the “vi8gra ci4lis enl4rge ipso facto annuit coeptis novus ordo fellatio” posts I have to prune on a regular basis.

One would think that, if “have faith in god” was a pious chap, he’d avoid the appearance of evil by using a fake email address. I mean, isn’t lying a sin? Or, if he valued his pseudonymity, he could always post anonymously here, following the clear instructions and looking at the little picture to ensure he’s not an automated script of some sort.

Heck, some Chinese spammers have figured this out, and apparently hired laborers at $0.25 a day to submit spammish comments. The least you can do is register a throw-away account, post your troll, and then never check that free-mail account again. That’s what everybody else does.

Julia Sweeney on Salt Lake City

“The one thing I’m trying to get across is that I’m sympathetic to people caught up in religion. If you’re in a religion, it’s a reasonable thing to continue to believe. In Salt Lake City, you cannot not have an opinion about God. It’s like you’re living in Iraq. You must know what side you’re on because it’s everywhere.” –Julia Sweeney, better known as “Pat” from Saturday Night Live

“The one thing I’m trying to get across is that I’m sympathetic to people caught up in religion. If you’re in a religion, it’s a reasonable thing to continue to believe. In Salt Lake City, you cannot not have an opinion about God. It’s like you’re living in Iraq. You must know what side you’re on because it’s everywhere.” –Julia Sweeney, better known as “Pat” from Saturday Night Live

Sweeney performed Saturday night in Park City. I’m sorry I missed it.

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_7593874

Mr. Deity: Season Two

For those who missed Season 1, I bring you Mr. Deity, Season 2. They are on www.crackle.com now, which I don’t necessarily think was a great move, but still top-notch writing and very, very funny shorts.

The episodes are only 3-5 minutes long, and come out every two weeks. If you are someone who can be lighthearted about religion, I think you’ll find it tremendously funny.

The YouTube collection of Season 1 episodes

For those who missed Season 1, I bring you Mr. Deity, Season 2. They are on www.crackle.com now, which I don’t necessarily think was a great move, but still top-notch writing and very, very funny shorts.

The episodes are only 3-5 minutes long, and come out every two weeks. If you are someone who can be lighthearted about religion, I think you’ll find it tremendously funny.

The YouTube collection of Season 1 episodes The RSS Feed for Season 2, including several Season 1 episodes

The Crackle.com move, unfortunately, seemed to make it a little bit tougher to catch up on the back episodes… alas. Anyway, enjoy!