Sick Humor: Carla Ulrich

Tonight on my XM Radio, I heard a song which just stuck with me: “On The Commode Again“, a tune by Carla Ulrich to the tune of “On The Road Again”.

Tonight on my XM Radio, I heard a song which just stuck with me: “On The Commode Again“, a tune by Carla Ulrich to the tune of “On The Road Again”.

I’ve previewed a bunch of the tunes from her CD “Sick Humor”, and they’re all clean (well, some toilet humor, but they’ll make your kids laugh). CD Baby has the whole CD for you to preview. If you don’t laugh out loud to at least one of the tunes, you’ve got a malfunctioning funny bone.

The cool thing to me is that, like many artists, her songs are based on real life. She’s been through a ton of (pardon the pun) crappy experiences with health, and it’s great to listen to some bits which reflect the humor of a horrible situation. Check it out! I think I’d love the CD for Christmas.

Turns out she’s also the artist behind one of my favorite tunes on my XM, “What if your butt was gone?“. I had never caught who did it, but I heard it enough to begin to sing along with the radio…

QOTD: On flying a helicopter

Quote of the day, from Toshi Morita, regarding the difference between flying an airplane and flying a helicopter:

It’s like the difference between driving a Mack truck, and riding a unicycle while juggling and solving three Rubik’s cubes.

Quote of the day, from Toshi Morita, regarding the difference between flying an airplane and flying a helicopter:

It’s like the difference between driving a Mack truck, and riding a unicycle while juggling and solving three Rubik’s cubes.

Panic! Where did they come from?

So I was listening to my XM radio, and I heard a band I’d never heard before. They were darn tight.

So I was listening to my XM radio, and I heard a band I’d never heard before. They were darn tight.

They’re called “Panic! At The Disco”. I found some of their songs here: http://www.purevolume.com/panicatthedisco

Positively weird music video for “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”, but dude, where did these guys from? Aside from having the most annoying background music ever on a web site, it looks like they’re some kind of rising stars or something. Sold out shows across the US.

Anybody know where these guys come from? Apparently, they came out of nowhere with a music video that won some major awards on a budget right around the catering budget for most videos.

Shred It!

So today, I finally retired my old work laptop. As I’m a relatively security-conscious person when it comes to my old hard disks, I thought I’d share what I did.

So today, I finally retired my old work laptop. As I’m a relatively security-conscious person when it comes to my old hard disks, I thought I’d share what I did.

First off: Even if you “delete” all the information on your hard disk, it’s still there. Yep. A format doesn’t get rid of it, and it’s possible to extract that old data. There’s only one way to permanently delete so that it is unrecoverable without physically destroying the disk: use a utility which overwrites the data with something else.

But just one time won’t do it. You have to overwrite it a bunch of times, because the old data still lurks as a magnetic “shadow” of its former self, right there on the disk underneath the data.

Enter “shred”. You can boot from any Linux Live CD (Gentoo, Ubuntu, and SuSE all have one), and there will be a little utility called “shred”. You will probably have to download and burn an ISO image first to get a copy of Linux.

Once you have the CD burned, boot to it, and type the following commands at a terminal window (The “$” and “#” indicate a prompt, you don’t type that):

$ sudo bash # shred -vfs /dev/hda

This will take a few hours, but once it’s done, you can rest assured that your old data is unrecoverable by all but the most expensive and time-consuming recovery methods, and then, it will probably be only a partial recovery, if any. Your hard drive will be safe to sell on eBay or whatever.

Now, if you want to be really pedantic, rather than overwriting the default 26 times (25 times with random data, 1 time with zeroes at the end), change the flags to “shred”:

# shred -vfs -n 100 /dev/hda

This would erase the data 101 times in a row (100x with random noise, 1 time with zeroes for a final pass). It may take a weekend to complete, but that hard drive will be clean and ready to get rid of without compromising your personal information.

As the coup de grace, of course, on this hard drive I have in the laptop before me which is being shipped back for destruction, I will install Ubuntu Linux. Just to remind whoever gets the machine that I am, after all, a budding Linux guru. Fear me.

Lego Mindstorms NXT

So my son told me a week ago that he wants some Lego Mindstorms NXT for Christmas…

So my son told me a week ago that he wants some Lego Mindstorms NXT for Christmas…

For those of you unfamiliar with what these are, they are programmable Legos. The kit includes little servos/motors, and a very intuitive “programming” interface for your computer. Reviews are overwhelmingly positive, and they’re proven to develop interest in programming and logic in children.

He’s the right age for it (a bright nine-year-old, though the thing says it’s for 12 and above). He’s really enthusiastic about building things with Lego already, and has a zillion parts. I think it could be a good bonding experience for us to build things together.

“Cool!”, I thought. Except he already has an expensive Lego toy in the closet, and then I looked up the price: $250. Ouch.

Has anybody here tried these out? What do you think? Worth the cost?

Trimming a model airplane CG and thrust angle

Here’s a brief article I wrote in response to someone misunderstanding the effect of CG on high-speed model aircraft handling. I know regular readers of barnson.org may not be into this, but it’s a place I can point other enthusiasts to in order to correct a common misconception regarding the Center of Gravity.

Here’s a brief article I wrote in response to someone misunderstanding the effect of CG on high-speed model aircraft handling. I know regular readers of barnson.org may not be into this, but it’s a place I can point other enthusiasts to in order to correct a common misconception regarding the Center of Gravity.

The only issue i have at wot is that it wants to climb even though I’m a tad nose heavy.

No, it wants to climb BECAUSE you are nose-heavy. Think about the aerodynamics. Let’s assume you trim your bird for straight-and-level flight at about mid-throttle. I usually trim somewhere between 50% and 75% throttle. Whatever you do with trim, you want trim to be well above ‘waddling near a stall’, and well below the speed it would achieve in a power-off dive, for reasons outlined below.

Now let’s climb. Really good and high, and fairly far out. Then turn OFF your motor, and put your Stryker into a 45-degree dive either with or against the wind. Take your hands off the controls and just watch what it does for a few seconds.

If your bird is nose-heavy, in this power-off dive, it will tend to pull out of the dive fairly sharply… on mine, stock, it will pull out of a 45-degree 200 foot dive long before hitting the pavement. It seems backwards, I know! The reason for this is because at higher speeds, you elevons exert more aerodynamic force on the tail of the airplane than they do at traditional cruising speed. So since that power-off dive has it going faster than where you trimmed it for cruising speed, those elevons are pushing down harder, causing the nose to raise.

If your bird, instead, steepens the dive, you are tail-heavy. This is for the same reason as why it climbs when nose-heavy: you’re flying faster than your trim-speed, so your elevons exert more up-force, causing your nose to pitch downward. The elevons were literally “propping up” the tail of the aircraft at cruising speed.

Now, you ask, “what about my thrust angle?” Well, we can figure out if that’s your problem too, by finding a way to increase thrust from cruising-trim speed without actually increasing speed. It’s much easier to sort out motor alignment problems once your CG is correct, so fix that first. Use weights if you have to, but at the very least, remove that big screw which is under the sticker in the nose of your Stryker-C.

Do this test several times before coming to a conclusion, and then after making any CG changes, do it again several times. You’ll see the difference, and know whether more modification is needed. I actually have a small 1/4 oz lead weight near the tail of my Stryker-C to get the CG where I like it.

OK, so you’ve sorted out your CG issue, right? Put it into a power-off forty-five -degree dive, and it should VERY SLOWLY start to pull out on its own. That’s pretty much proper trim on the Stryker. It’s almost impossible for a Stryker to not pull out of a dive when the CG is correct, primarily because the airfoil is semi-symmetrical. Your goal with balancing your CG is to eliminate the elevons as a source of that differential lift.

All right, now how do we eliminate excess speed in figuring out motor thrust angle problems? Well, once again, let’s start out straight and level, properly trimmed for flight at around 50% throttle, and going farly slowly.

Now, punch the throttle on your Stryker C (about 75% to 85% will do fine on this bird, it has a thrust-to-weight of very nearly 1:1, particularly with an APC 6×4 prop) and aim it skyward at about 45 degrees. Once again, take your hands off the stick and watch what it does.

Now, ideally, the speed you’re achieving in this climb should be the same as your trim speed. Do the test several times at varying throttle settings to confirm your results before you make any changes.

It should *very slowly* lower its nose towards horizontal, at a rate similar to that in your dive test. If it drops the nose very quickly toward horizontal, or if it steepens the climb, your thrust angle is off. To remedy nose-dropping, lower the front of your motor and raise the rear (backwards from what you’d do on a tractor setup). To fix nose-steepening, raise the front and lower the rear.

In any of these cases, if your plane starts to roll one direction or the other, you have an issue with thrust angle left/right, wing warping, or transverse CG. You want to double-check that your machine is balanced laterally (wing-to-wing) on the bench, and this is very easy just by holding the nose and the tip of the prop nut (upside down, of course, since this plane is effectively a low-wing warbird). A nail stuck into the high wing balances you laterally. If you’re still rolling after lateral balancing the bird, then you have a wing or control-surface warp you need to figure out and fix.

Hope this helps. The use of some simple climb and dive tests from a cruising-speed trim really helps to figure out CG and thrust angle issues.

In short, the Stryker-C flies just fine, stock. For pilots interested in more axial rolls and high-speed upright and inverted passes without having to apply much down-stick, a small change to the CG helps sort those issues out pretty well. The downside of scooching the CG back is, as always, stability. Other pilots complain that my birds are “twitchy”, because I like a fairly far aft CG (still within “normal”, but just a bit further back than most pilots are used to) for manueverability and hgh-speed handling.

Layout changes, upgrade, files

So I made a few layout changes and upgrades (notably, to Drupal 4.7; that was actually a little hairy due to database inconsistencies!). I’m going to enable file uploading here shortly in order to fulfill a request by Sammy G to be able to upload files.

I also brought back the Google ads. Initially, they brought in few bucks a day, which almost covered my fraction of the hosting expenses I have with my hosting partner, but eventually it trickled down to like 15 cents a day which wasn’t worth it. I’m giving it another shot, as I’m driving about three times as much traffic now as then! Kind of weird, that.

So I made a few layout changes and upgrades (notably, to Drupal 4.7; that was actually a little hairy due to database inconsistencies!). I’m going to enable file uploading here shortly in order to fulfill a request by Sammy G to be able to upload files.

I also brought back the Google ads. Initially, they brought in few bucks a day, which almost covered my fraction of the hosting expenses I have with my hosting partner, but eventually it trickled down to like 15 cents a day which wasn’t worth it. I’m giving it another shot, as I’m driving about three times as much traffic now as then! Kind of weird, that.

Anyway, I’ll post when file uploading works. Feedback on layout welcome, as I made a few layout changes to accomodate the Google block again.

–Matt B.

Omnipresent light-bulb jokes

So I received one of the regular light-bulb joke routines in my inbox. I thought a few of these were clever, so here they are!

So I received one of the regular light-bulb joke routines in my inbox. I thought a few of these were clever, so here they are!

CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken

Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarian We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None Lutherans don’t believe in change.

Jewish Grandmothers: 0 It’s all right, I’ll just sit in the dark and suffer!!

Amish: What light bulb?