Greatest American

So AOL’s running the Greatest American contest. Nominations have been ongoing for weeks, and it’s down to the last twenty-five. Click the “read more” link to see who I voted for 🙂

So AOL’s running the Greatest American contest. Nominations have been ongoing for weeks, and it’s down to the last twenty-five. Click the “read more” link to see who I voted for 🙂

Albert Einstein. Rosa Parks. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think it’s slightly skewed due to these only being famous great Americans. I chose

  • Albert Einstein for his lasting contribution to scientific understanding,
  • Rosa Parks for standing up for herself by refusing to give up her seat, and lighting the flame that swept the nation to rid us of a great injustice,
  • And Martin Luther King, Jr. for showing us how we can bring about massive, relatively peaceful changes. Without revolution. Without violence. And today, we are a nation without institutionalized racism.

On the other hand, I was appalled to see Oprah Winfrey, Billy Graham, and Bill Gates on there as possible nominees. Television talk show host, populist charlatan televangelist, and billionaire who’s fortune was founded by theft of the CP/M code? No thanks.

Should women be allowed to drive?

Should women be allowed to drive?

Should women be allowed to drive?

It was only eight-five years go, in 1920, when the 19th amendment was passed, allowing women in the US to vote. At least one right-wing extremist politician from Kansas thinks that allowing women to vote was a mistake, and the amendment should be repealed.

Ironic to see a modern country, with modern amenities, fighting over something as basic as driving a car. And then I realize we were in the same place not long ago, and but for the efforts of left-wing extremist groups to balance out the right-wingers, we’d be there today.

Ancient America: The First Tribe

The interesting thing about science, for me, is the way knowledge progresses. Rather than starting out with the right answer, the scientist makes a hypothesis, and often it’s left up to other researchers to prove or disprove subsequent propositions until we have a really sturdy foundation.

One of my interests is ancient American history — the pre-Columbian stuff. The fascinating thing is how scientists are piecing together the history like a jigsaw puzzle. Much as ancient Greek history is only preserved in spite of — not because of — the intervention of European civilization, pre-Columbian American history is obfuscated due to the destruction of vital books by the ruling dynasties who’s orthodoxy demanded that heretical writings be incinerated.

The interesting thing about science, for me, is the way knowledge progresses. Rather than starting out with the right answer, the scientist makes a hypothesis, and often it’s left up to other researchers to prove or disprove subsequent propositions until we have a really sturdy foundation.

One of my interests is ancient American history — the pre-Columbian stuff. The fascinating thing is how scientists are piecing together the history like a jigsaw puzzle. Much as ancient Greek history is only preserved in spite of — not because of — the intervention of European civilization, pre-Columbian American history is obfuscated due to the destruction of vital books by the ruling dynasties who’s orthodoxy demanded that heretical writings be incinerated.

Early America

Since I was a kid, scientists figured that most of the Native American population was descended from Mongolian stock. Common features, such as pronounced eye folds and similar skin coloration, led instinctively to that conclusion. The Bering strait offered the intuitive path, as North America and East Asia are connected by a barely-submerged land bridge which, in previous glacial times, would have been open savannah.

Unfortunately, fossil evidence was not enough to convince skeptics, who sometimes subscribed to the “island-hopping” theory for American colonization. Recent progress in the analysis of Mitochondrial DNA, however, has unlocked a treasure trove of genetic and genaeological data for scientists, simply by analyzing blood and tissue samples of living Native Americans, and the corpses of well-preserved ancient ones.

Mitochondrial DNA (mDNA)

In case you’re not familiar with mDNA, here’s the basic outline. The “mitochondria” of a human cell is basically its own little cell-within-a-cell. In 1960, mDNA was discovered, and by 1970 we’d established that mDNA were self-reproducing. That is, the mitochondria reproduce independently of the main cell, and when a cell divides, each half gets some of the mitochondria of the original host cell.

This is actually really important. mDNA are tiny, autonomous entities living within a cell. There is no code for their reproduction in stem cells. They are not subject to gene-pairing. They are not created from the famous “zygote” merging of a sperm and egg, but instead children get a few mitochondria directly from their mothers, and none from the father.

Each mitochondria’s DNA has only 16,569 “lines of code”, called “base pairs”. The practical ramification of such a small “program” (one of the smallest of all mammals) to manage these kinds of sub-cellular structures is enormous. We can map the entire thing, and we’re getting pretty far along on knowing what each pair actually does.

But what it does, or how it’s built, isn’t what’s so interesting to me in investigating pre-Columbian human migration patterns in ancient America. It’s how it reproduces.

mDNA Reproduction

A few years ago, Doug Wallace was doing some research on a debilitating hereditary disease which would often result in complete blindness. In the course of his research, he discovered that this disease was never passed down from father to child. This is a very unusual pattern, and appeared to violate basic genetics. It turned out this was the first-known disease which was purely a result of malfunctioning mDNA.

We’d known for years that fathers had no part in passing on mDNA to their offspring. All of a person’s mDNA — every last one — is a result of the egg acquiring a few mitochondria from the mother. This means that mDNA-based diseases will never pass from father to child. Only from mother to child.

Similarly, this means that “lines” of mDNA are “pure”. If only mothers pass on their mitochondrial DNA, it means my kids have their mom’s mDNA — not mine. And she has her mother’s mDNA. And her mother has her maternal grandmother’s. And so on. We can determine, exactly, the matrilineal heritage of any individual, and determine the ancestry of the mother back to common ancestors.

Mitochondria are remarkably resilient little creatures. They pass, largely unchanged, from generation to generation.

As a result of this behavior, given two people, we can find out if they have a maternal relationship to one another. And we’re assured of nearly 100% accuracy in that comparison. We can be positive that these two people, if their mDNA are similar, have a common great-great-great-something-grandmother.

Even if a small population is swallowed by a much larger one, that small population’s mDNA will remain pure. The only way it can entirely “die out” is if an entire generation of the matrilineal line (women children of women in the line) produce only boys, and no girls. The popular genetic concept of “Founder Effect” simply doesn’t apply. Their female descendants (and single-generation male descendants) may be rare, but will still exist, and in largely the same ratio as at the time at which they were founded into the community.

This is a staggeringly useful piece of knowledge. Europeans mostly have similar mDNA to one another. Asians mostly have similar mDNA to one another. Middle Easterners mostly have similar mDNA to one another.

You can take a blood sample from any human, analyze the mDNA, and figure out their matrilineal heritage with extreme accuracy. We have representative samples from just about every line on the planet, now. There aren’t really that many, and the lines are named for the regions in which that line is most prominent.

Effects of the Columbian Invasion

Before I talk about the Native American mDNA, though, I must caveat on what happened to their populations after Columbus arrived. The European conquerors were almost exclusively male. The children they produced with Native American slaves and wives were, obviously, of mixed genetic descent, with some Euro features and some Native American features.

But each child received a gift from his Native American mother. The gift was pure, unadulterated, remarkably homogenous Mongolian (Northeast Asian) mitochondria. The same as their ancestors before them for at least 10,000 years. Recent studies of “pure” Native American tribes demonstrate this to be overwhelmingly true even today. Those in the “pure” samples which did not have Mongolian mDNA had predominantly European mDNA.

Yep, the Native Americans uniformly came from Northeast Asia. The question is, when did they come over, and how did they get here? Although we have the Bering Strait theory to go by, which has explained the facts well for half a century, it’s not the entire story.

Recent Developments

The whole reason I went into that long background on mDNA was because I wanted to share a story with you, recently published on CBC News. First North Americans Few In Number. Without the contextual understanding of what mDNA is, and what it means for tracking populations, the story makes very little sense. So that’s why the long essay on what mDNA is, before talking about the recent article 🙂

Anyway, Jody Hey, a researcher on the project, mentioned that the “seed” population for the Americas was probably about 200 people, arriving somewhere between 8,000 and 14,000 BCE.

As I said when I started the article, the great thing about science is that we start with a general rule, and refine it as our understanding grows, until eventually we arrive at a sound model which explains all the known variables. It creates a firm foundation to support further efforts to discern the truth.

Even though there’s a discrepancy in dates between the mDNA-based model (8,000 BCE), and the “traditional” date of roughly 14,000 BCE, the really cool thing I see is that this is one of the early practical applications of mDNA for figuring out human migration patterns. We’ve been using this technique for years in accurately tracking animal populations. This discovery puts us a little closer to figuring out our common evolutionary heritage. It is an example of how new tools can validate old finding.

The truth rocks. The fun part is figuring out what it is.

Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith reviews

Put yer reviews of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith here. Don’t read here unless ya done watched it.

Put yer reviews of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith here. Don’t read here unless ya done watched it.

My review? I’m not an artsy-fartsy type. I don’t like dramas. I like popcorn flicks with happy endings.

This is no popcorn flick with a happy ending. It’s dark, moody, and overwhelmingly depressing. Favorite characters die, those that live are permanently scarred, and it’s just a big downer. The first half feels like old-fashioned Star Wars. The second half feels like all the most glum parts of the series put together.

On the plus side, it sets up Episode IV very well, and I think Lucas had the right idea when he started this franchise 30 years ago. The first trilogy would never have sold. The Emperor wins. The remaining Jedi are in exile. Lucas would never have had the money to finish the series.

I think in the context of all six episodes, it’s an excellent segue to the next 3. Anakin’s downfall is complete. The only hope lies in the two infants. The film was amazingly well-choreographed, seamless with most visual effects (a few of the CG people stood out to me, particularly the clones), and although the dialog was stilted and forced here and there, I was almost moved to tears at a couple of points. I think Anakin’s transition to the Dark Side is a bit forced, as is the Emperor’s transition to the tremendously ugly man he becomes (WTH? Firing lightning turns you ugly?).

Lines that moved me (note: they are paraphrases, since I have only seen it once.)

“This is how freedom dies. To thunderous applause.” — Padme

Anakin: “You are either with me, or against me.” Obi-Wan: “Only the Sith speak in absolutes.”

George W. Bush: “Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists”.

Wait, no, that last line wasn’t in the movie. I strongly suspect Lucas is attempting to draw some parallels to current events in his work. The main problem I have with that kind of analogy is that Lucas leaves very little room for “gray” thinking in his movies: it is very black-and-white, on both sides…

Anyway, great movie, just a real downer. Like watching Fried Green Tomatoes or something. It’s a great movie, but the ending just sucks for people who like happy endings.

I must go home and watch IV, V, and VI now so that I don’t feel so down.

John Foster

I don’t know how many of you remember John Foster, who lived on Triple Crown Ct. in North Potomac, MD. According to Bryan on our site, he passed away yesterday due to a brain aneurism.

I don’t know how many of you remember John Foster, who lived on Triple Crown Ct. in North Potomac, MD. According to Bryan on our site, he passed away yesterday due to a brain aneurism.

I knew John from the time I was twelve to when I was nineteen. He was one of the first people on the block to befriend me as I entered a new school toward the end of sixth grade at Darnestown Elementary. We haven’t seen each other at all since high school, really. We went our separate ways after Jr. High, always maintaining an amiable relationship, but not hanging out together or doing stuff together like we’d done in junior high.

Nevertheless, he and I were the same age. Now he’s dead, and I’m not.

I’m not one to offer inflated praises of people, living or dead. I have no idea what kind of life John lived, or even where he lived. I don’t know who he’s survived by. And I’m not sure I’d really have wanted to, after having not spoken for such a long time.

Yet, in the back of my mind, in the part that keeps track of people who’ve known me for a long time, I feel like I’ve lost a friend.

My heart goes out to the Fosters as they grieve. They were always nice to me, except when I let my stepfather’s dog crap on their lawn. John was fun to hang around with, except when he and Mike Schroeder, who hated me in school, got together and I attempted to hang out or play with them.

I was the cheerleader. John was the football player. But we got along.

Life goes on, but slightly the poorer for knowing that someone I cared about at one time, whom I’d gone far too long without seeing, will never be seen again.

The 3 types of faith

I’ve watched knock-down, drag-out Internet flamefests before, where once the opponents finished strutting and posturing, they realize that they are arguing for the same side of a problem. Usually, the argument is speedily dropped afterwards.

What is frequently lacking, however, is what we in the computer industry call a “post-mortem”. Once the problem is dead and resolved, who sits down to figure out what happened, when it happened, and why?

I’ve watched knock-down, drag-out Internet flamefests before, where once the opponents finished strutting and posturing, they realize that they are arguing for the same side of a problem. Usually, the argument is speedily dropped afterwards.

What is frequently lacking, however, is what we in the computer industry call a “post-mortem”. Once the problem is dead and resolved, who sits down to figure out what happened, when it happened, and why?

I’m subscribed to quite a few mailing lists which interest me:

  • A “Tungsten C” list about the Palm organizer I use
  • An interfaith list helping people resolve issues in mixed marriages
  • A list discussing how to educate children to think for themselves despite public education conformity training
  • Another one discussing issues with a car I own, the Honda Insight
  • Yet another one talking about Cakewalk Sonar

There are more, of course. Not to mention the forums I occasionally frequent when trying to find an answer to a question, those where I have a transient interest — like when I’m thinking of buying or have just purchased a new techno-trinket — and forums where I mostly lurk and only chime in when I think I have something relevant to say, which is rarely.

A common thread in many of these forums is routine arguments. Hey, we’re humans. Humans argue about stuff. It’s just part of what we do.

But it frequently turns out the argument is really about what to label something. Sometimes this is called “framing the argument”. Very often, the argument isn’t about what to do about something, it’s about what definitions to use so that we can decide what to do about it. These types of arguments often use loaded words that have many ambiguous definitions:

  • Truth
  • Faith
  • True X (such as “True Republicanism” or “True Democracy”)
  • Belief
  • Knowledge
  • Argument

This morning, I read an essay from an acquaintance of mine which finally nailed down three senses of one of these words. What about FAITH?, by Richard Packham.

Richard’s an atheist, and doesn’t tend to mince words with his opinions. He’s 72 now, and I figure he just doesn’t think he has time to beat around the bush 🙂 So you may not want to read everything he wrote if you’re easily offended by that kind of stuff. I’m a big believer, though, that just because I don’t like someone’s opinions doesn’t mean they aren’t valid. Anyway, he brought up three distinct categories of faith that, I think, really lead to better understanding. There’s:

  • “Necessary”, unavoidable faith, or faith which is supported by evidence which is indisputable by most reasonable people.
  • “Harmless” faith, or faith in things which cannot be proven or disproven.
  • “Dangerous” faith, or faith held in spite of abundant evidence to the contrary.

I’ve often been guilty of lumping all sorts of faith into that third category, and attempting to eschew it in public and private writings and conversations. I just realized that I may have, sadly, painted all faith with too broad of a brush since August of 2002, when I first began publicly questioning matters of faith.

Ahh, well. It’s only a couple of years of stupidity out of a lifetime that, probably, will be filled with much more of it 🙂

Anyway, I’m sure folks can argue distinctions between the three. But in any case, his essay helped me clarify my thoughts on faith a bit:

  • I support faith supported by provable evidence. To me, this kind of faith is what we all have. Faith that the sun will rise. That our computer will boot up. It’s the kind of brain-prediction mechanism we rely on just to get through the day, and includes a great deal of scientific inquiry.
  • I think faith without evidence, or with arguable evidence, can be a fine thing. It often leads people to aspire to be more and do more with their lives. You can be born to a life of poverty, which statistically indicates you’re likely to remain in poverty, and you have faith that you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I might contest points with a person with this kind of faith, but I respect the right and desire to have it.
  • I oppose faith in the presence of overwhelming contrary evidence. This, to me, is “blind faith”. There are certain inarguable things where I find people taking it “on faith”, flying in the face of the facts. Like New-Earth Creationism. Flat-Earth theories. Holocaust denial. etc. It’s anti-thinking and reprehensible, yet encouraged by far too many political and religious figures.

This last type is the one that worries me. Too often, people (including me in “people”) conflate the three types, arguing that we should ignore inconvenient facts which would deflate our pet beliefs.

It was fun to find a guidepost to distinguishing types of faith, rather than throwing out the baby with the bathwater of what I regarded as an over-loaded word.

Do you know the Piano Man?

A talented piano player was found wandering the shoreline in England. Doctors and police want to know who he is.

A talented piano player was found wandering the shoreline in England. Doctors and police want to know who he is.

Although I have no idea who the man is, I totally identify with this statement by one of the doctors:

Playing the piano seems to be the only way he can control his nerves and his tension and relax. When he is playing he blanks everything else out. He pays attention to nothing but the music.

That’s me. That’s the ultimate reason why I play. It calms me down. I think that’s one of the reasons I play less as a married father of four: I’m naturally much calmer than I used to be.

But still, the case is mysterious. It will be interesting to see what this man’s actual background is, if it can be found.

Joe Jobbed

So I got joe-jobbed tonight. Someone attempted to send a spam mailing out, and they used my return address. Now I get to sort through 10,000 inbound email messages to determine which ones are actually for me.

So I got joe-jobbed tonight. Someone attempted to send a spam mailing out, and they used my return address. Now I get to sort through 10,000 inbound email messages to determine which ones are actually for me.

For those who don’t know what a “joe job” is… Well, spammers are trying to figure out ways around people’s spam filters. A lot of spam filters will check with the recipient address to determine if the address is legit or not before they allow that “sender” to deliver to them.

Well, I’m “legit”, and my server confirms it. So they pretend to be me, putting “my” return address on the outbound spam mail, and send out stuff to hundreds of thousands of people. So I get tens of thousands of bounced messages and irate people emailing me and getting on my case for “spamming”.

First, I’m not German.

Second, the mail didn’t come from my server.

Oy, veh. I hate spammers. The Internet sucks.

419eater

Prompted by the result of this blog posting, detailing an eBay scammer’s activities, I decided to research the world of “scambaiting”. This is where you pose as an interested person, simply to see how much personal information, time, and money you can extract from the scammer.

I bring you 419eater.com.

Prompted by the result of this blog posting, detailing an eBay scammer’s activities, I decided to research the world of “scambaiting”. This is where you pose as an interested person, simply to see how much personal information, time, and money you can extract from the scammer.

I bring you 419eater.com.