Another Reason Why I Love My Job

Friday Morning, 9:30 AM. Our weekly interdepartmental meeting:

VANESSA THE ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR: All right, so that wraps up marketing, production, costuming, and the equine department. Before we close, let’s open for Round Table. Does anyone have anything they’d like to bring up?

JOHN: Actually, I would like to announce that last night I actually rolled *three*, yes three, natural 20s *in a row.*

Friday Morning, 9:30 AM. Our weekly interdepartmental meeting:

VANESSA THE ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR: All right, so that wraps up marketing, production, costuming, and the equine department. Before we close, let’s open for Round Table. Does anyone have anything they’d like to bring up?

JOHN: Actually, I would like to announce that last night I actually rolled *three*, yes three, natural 20s *in a row.*

((dead silence))

WES: Holy @(#$. Really?

JOHN: Yes.

ROWAN: Oh my God. Dude… well done, sir.

KEVIN: What are the odds of that?

((quick calculator work))

JOHN: .025%?

KEVIN: What is that, 1 in 400,000?

What followed was then a discussion of the exact damage multipliers that were involved because of said natural 20s (x9), which when coupled with the weapon type (axe) and strength bonuses already in effect (+10), meant that John did 189 damage in one blow on the night of Thursday, May the 8th, 2008.

And this was genuinely important enough to be discussed in our staff meeting.

Soul Calibur IV

So I’ve played the Soul Calibur series only once or twice. I found it enjoyable, yet it didn’t grab me.

Regardless, I must admit that this particular trailer for the newest installment grabbed my attention, for reasons that will need no explanation if the trailer is watched to its conclusion.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29535.html

So I’ve played the Soul Calibur series only once or twice. I found it enjoyable, yet it didn’t grab me.

Regardless, I must admit that this particular trailer for the newest installment grabbed my attention, for reasons that will need no explanation if the trailer is watched to its conclusion.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29535.html

Drupal Question

Hey there Mr. Barnson,

Quick question, if you have the time. I’m managing a web site for my family’s church that runs on either Drupal or Civicspace. It’s completely member locked, so currently when someone goes there they see an Access Denied message in the body of the site before they log in.

I’m trying to change the “Access Denied” message to something more user friendly, and I’m guessing it has to be done at the file level, since I can’t seem to find anyway to change it using the ‘administer’ section of the site itself.

Hey there Mr. Barnson,

Quick question, if you have the time. I’m managing a web site for my family’s church that runs on either Drupal or Civicspace. It’s completely member locked, so currently when someone goes there they see an Access Denied message in the body of the site before they log in.

I’m trying to change the “Access Denied” message to something more user friendly, and I’m guessing it has to be done at the file level, since I can’t seem to find anyway to change it using the ‘administer’ section of the site itself.

When I hit View Source on that main page, the code appears to be just an html page. It looks like the Drupal engine calls up some html code to display in the main page’s body. However, there are no html files in the directory on the server where this Drupal site is installed. Would the html code be in one of the .mysql files?

Thanks much, Arthur

Hooray! New Headshots!

Well, finally, after 9 YEARS I bit the bullet and got new headshots. And so far I like the results. 5 locations, 6 looks, 500 shots, 200 bucks. You will not find a better deal than that.

Anyway, I am now faced with the task of which headshot(s) I’d like to use. So, taking a page from Justin’s blog, I’d love to enlist all y’all, if you’re willing. If you have a spare moment, please go to

http://picasaweb.google.com/arthur.rowan/Headshots

Well, finally, after 9 YEARS I bit the bullet and got new headshots. And so far I like the results. 5 locations, 6 looks, 500 shots, 200 bucks. You will not find a better deal than that.

Anyway, I am now faced with the task of which headshot(s) I’d like to use. So, taking a page from Justin’s blog, I’d love to enlist all y’all, if you’re willing. If you have a spare moment, please go to

http://picasaweb.google.com/arthur.rowan/Headshots

and take a look. I posted 15 shots, each one sort of representative of a “look” that I might go with. Just drop a comment here letting me know which ones you liked the look of. Keep in mind that things like brightness and blemishes can easily be photoshopped, so really what I’m thinking of right now is expression (eyes being a big thing), color, general composition.

Also, even though headshots have in the past been just black and white, the general trend now seems to be moving towards color, so thankfully I don’t need to worry about how well these would translate into B&W.

Finally, this is 15 of 500, so if you see one where you generally like the look of it but don’t like the exact expression, let me know that too, since I’ll probably have at least 5 other shots similar to it.

My New Year Thus Far

So my vacation this year was to balmy Banff, Canada, nestled in the heart of the Rockies, for a week long stage combat workshop held by the International Order of the Sword and the Pen.

Here’s some of the things I’ve had a chance to do so far since we entered 2007:

– Learned the fundamentals of whip cracking and whip tricks.

– Rolled backwards over a table.

– Been put through a wall.

So my vacation this year was to balmy Banff, Canada, nestled in the heart of the Rockies, for a week long stage combat workshop held by the International Order of the Sword and the Pen.

Here’s some of the things I’ve had a chance to do so far since we entered 2007:

– Learned the fundamentals of whip cracking and whip tricks.

– Rolled backwards over a table.

– Been put through a wall.

– Photographed a deer from two feet away.

– Learned how to create fighting styles for cultures in fantasy literature. This course was taught by Tony Wolfe, the man behind all the fighting styles of the Lord of the Rings movies.

– Learned how to fight with found objects from Count Dooku’s stunt double.

– Learned the kata of the Cuts and Defenses of the Eight Winds. This is part of the Musashi “Two Heavens as One” school of katana. This was taught by a man who trained for years in Japan and then went on to be the fight choreographer for the Highlander TV show and Highlander: Endgame. (Yes, Justin… I can FEEL your envy. Let it flow through you…)

– Trained in the Peking Opera Staff, the Cutlass, and Case of Rapier (fighting with two swords).

And there’s still two days left. I’m seriously thinking about going back into theatre and stage combat full time after this experience.

Don’t Panic

The odds of anyone checking the news before they check here are slim, but just in case anyone might freak:

The plane crash in NYC has been determined to be an accident and NOT a terrorist attack. If you’re asking “What plane crash,” it’s probably a good thing that you read this message before the headlines that the media’s spitting out (New York City Skyline in Flames Again).

A very small plane crashed into a building in NYC today.

The odds of anyone checking the news before they check here are slim, but just in case anyone might freak:

The plane crash in NYC has been determined to be an accident and NOT a terrorist attack. If you’re asking “What plane crash,” it’s probably a good thing that you read this message before the headlines that the media’s spitting out (New York City Skyline in Flames Again).

A very small plane crashed into a building in NYC today. There are two fatalities. Officials say they have no cause to believe this was any more than an accident.

Musings on the state of the world

I just wrote this in response to a friend’s post on LiveJournal regarding Israel. It was a random musing of sorts, but I thought it would be interesting to throw it out here.

By all means, please tear this apart. 🙂 It’s more of a brain dropping than an absolute, calculated belief.

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The fact is, terrorist cells and organizations, by their very nature, are nearly impossible to wipe out completely. They’re like a virus (Mr. Anderson); their ability to replicate and stay out of sight is impressive, and it’s very hard to attack them without doing severe damage to the body they inhabit. In this case, Lebanon.

I just wrote this in response to a friend’s post on LiveJournal regarding Israel. It was a random musing of sorts, but I thought it would be interesting to throw it out here.

By all means, please tear this apart. 🙂 It’s more of a brain dropping than an absolute, calculated belief.

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The fact is, terrorist cells and organizations, by their very nature, are nearly impossible to wipe out completely. They’re like a virus (Mr. Anderson); their ability to replicate and stay out of sight is impressive, and it’s very hard to attack them without doing severe damage to the body they inhabit. In this case, Lebanon.

Furthermore, their heirarchy is so spread out that you cannot behead the dragon. Nor can you capture your opponent’s major supply centers or invade their country. Again, they are too diverse.

So it follows, therefore, that if we cannot achieve victory through defeating their leaders, conquering their territory, or even annihilating them completely, we must adopt a new way to win.

So, flying in the face of all conventional military thought (which has gotten us nowhere with this new enemy), I propose we must fight an almost purely defensive battle. We don’t outsmart them, we don’t outmaneuver them. We simply outlast them. There’s an old Irish saying that in war, it’s not those who can inflict the most, it’s those who can suffer the most that emerge victorious. And we can take a lot more than they can, if we only would realize it.

Because we’re big (I’m speaking mostly of America here, but it applies on a lesser level to Israel as well, so long as Israel maintains its friendships with big countries). We’re very big. And we can take a hell of a lot more than they’ve been dishing out so far. Looked at from a purely statistical standpoint, September 11th was barely a scratch on the surface of America’s numbers and strength. Al-Qaeda’s best minds spent years of preparation and planning, consumed a large amount of resources throwing themselves into a concerted attack, and a few years later we find that Nature, acting in her normal completely random way, can dwarf their best efforts when it comes to devastation. Al-Qaeda did not hurt us that deeply on September 11th. What ended up screwing us over was that we overreacted.

Our problem is that as a country we’re still pursuing the myth of perfect safety. But so long as we accept that the occasional attack, no matter how hard we try to safeguard against it, is an inevitability, and learn to live with them, then we remove the “terror” from the equation. Once we start expecting them, they stop taking us by surprise, and we can both prepare and budget for them. Storing up grain against the inevitable bad harvest, if you will. Terrorist threats are then no longer the boogeyman, the horrible possibility that keeps us up at night, but become instead(at least in the national consciousness) a frustration, an annoyance. On an individual level it’s no less heartwrenching to those who are affected by the strikes, but from the perspective of a community or a nation they can be thought of as minor inconveniences. And in so thinking we say to our enemies: “We will be here long, long after time has taken its toll on you.”

Terrorist groups have hardly ever lasted for even a generation, as evil always finds a way to turn upon itself. A strong nation lasts for centuries.

Also, taking this stance frees up a ton of resources that were previously wasted attacking targets that vanished as soon as we arrived and left us no safer than before. And those resources can be put to tremendous humanitarian use. A group based out of Rome analyzed what could have been done with the money that we’ve thrown at Iraq in the past few years – hundreds of billions of dollars – and determined that such money would have been sufficient to bring clean water to every single person on the globe. Every town, every village, every camp.

That’s obviously an extreme example, but if we start implementing programs even a fraction as large, over time the terrorist recruiters will find their pool drying up quickly. Violent religious fervor *thrives* on poverty. Improve your average person’s lot in life, and they’ll be less likely to turn desperate and angry.

So that’s my plan for long-term victory.

Of course, there’s one tiny little thing that throws a wrench in this entire argument: the atom. Or, more precisely, the fact that it can be split.

Help with Drupal

Matthew,

Totally random question, and I’m sure that I’ll be providing nowhere near enough info for troubleshooting this, but here goes.

I’ve got a civicspace installation on a virtual server that’s been running smoothly since last November.

One of the members of the civicspace site today mentioned that when they go to the site, all they get is a blank page. No error, no unauthorized login screen, nothing. Upon further testing, I’ve discovered that going to anything in the civicspace directory on this site, including non-existant URLs, returns just a blank page.

Matthew,

Totally random question, and I’m sure that I’ll be providing nowhere near enough info for troubleshooting this, but here goes.

I’ve got a civicspace installation on a virtual server that’s been running smoothly since last November.

One of the members of the civicspace site today mentioned that when they go to the site, all they get is a blank page. No error, no unauthorized login screen, nothing. Upon further testing, I’ve discovered that going to anything in the civicspace directory on this site, including non-existant URLs, returns just a blank page.

Any idea in general what might be the problem? None of the .php files indicate that they’ve been changed since November. In fact, the most recent changes to the civicspace site are just some files uploaded about two weeks ago.

I know the virtual server host has been making some changes recently to the physical server as a whole. Is there a php or MySQL setting elsewhere on the server (like the root directory instead of the civicspace directory) that might be the cause?

Thanks.