You all can talk about intelligent design all you want; I’ve got larger issues to address. Such as: it has taken me a while to realize why I’ve been so disturbed by the sudden rise in popularity of I-Pods and the like. At least in DC, you can’t go ten feet on any sidewalk without seeing someone with that glassy look to their eyes, little wires dangling from their ears, paying just a little too much attention to the little white plastic box in their hand…
You all can talk about intelligent design all you want; I’ve got larger issues to address. Such as: it has taken me a while to realize why I’ve been so disturbed by the sudden rise in popularity of I-Pods and the like. At least in DC, you can’t go ten feet on any sidewalk without seeing someone with that glassy look to their eyes, little wires dangling from their ears, paying just a little too much attention to the little white plastic box in their hand…
Then, while in Ann Arbor last weekend for a meeting, I caught ST:TNP, episode 106: The Game. A classic episode, featuring the indomitable Wesley Crusher fresh from the Academy, the lovely but out-of-her-element Ashley Judd in a career-challenging role – it’s no Best of Both Worlds, but then what is?
And it all became so clear, as I sat there watching this ep: Someone brought back an I-Pod from Risa, those aliens with that lame forehead ridge are just plumping us up for a quick takeover while we’re plugged into the latest podcast from someone-needs-a-life, and in the not-too-distant-future, we’ll be hoping Data comes through with that lame watch-the-birdie save before the top of the hour.
Not to offend any Barnsonian I-Pod worshippers, but the whole thing for me got pushed over the edge after spending a few moments in a college town this past weekend. In DC, we’ve got Blackberries and federal subpeonas (thrilling party conversation-starter by the way). But it seemed that Ann Arbor had been overrun by Apple and no one noticed. You could almost hear Steve Jobs cackling like Dr. Evil in the background.
In line at the largest Starbucks in North America (I mean it, you couldn’t see the far side of it), all over the bookstores, all over campus, in the three restaurants I ate at, at the hotel, and on and on. Seriously, someone needs to pull a Wesley on those things to determine if they aren’t hitting the pleasure center of the frontal lobe, because there was just a little too much love for the I-Pod there.
Isn’t silence golden to anyone anymore?
Just my two cents. It’s been one of those weeks so far.