I would never have the wherewithall to create my own blogging page, so I joined the ranks of Barnson.org, just to state my humble opinion. I have in one way or another contributed countless hours to debating matt on this here website, so I figured I’d step forward and introduce myself.
Hi.
That being said, I’ve been enjoying a conversation with many of my friends and family about the Summer Movie Saeon this year, and have been lamenting the lack of excitement present in this movie season.
It was only a year ago when STAR WARS came out 2 weeks after Spider-Man and kicked off one of the most successful summers in Movie History. After a summer of Men in Black, Austin Powers, and the like, I was already prepping for a year or fun fun fun.
I would never have the wherewithall to create my own blogging page, so I joined the ranks of Barnson.org, just to state my humble opinion. I have in one way or another contributed countless hours to debating matt on this here website, so I figured I’d step forward and introduce myself.
Hi.
That being said, I’ve been enjoying a conversation with many of my friends and family about the Summer Movie Saeon this year, and have been lamenting the lack of excitement present in this movie season.
It was only a year ago when STAR WARS came out 2 weeks after Spider-Man and kicked off one of the most successful summers in Movie History. After a summer of Men in Black, Austin Powers, and the like, I was already prepping for a year or fun fun fun.
Right around November, my faith was shattered by STAR TREK: NEMESIS, which not only was a depressing dark rusty razor blade of a film, but bombed after coming in 2nd on its opening weekend and then being steamrolled by a deserving and incredible LORD OF THE RINGS.
BUT: After DAREDEVIL’S guilty goodness, March and Oscar Season rolled around, it was all about Chicago, and I sat waiting patiently for the SUMMER MOVIE SEASON to begin.
Well, after skipping THE CORE (along with the rest of America) ANGER MANAGEMENT started things off with more of a pop than a bang.. But X2: XMEN UNITED ripped the theatre screens apart with adamantium goodness, and I was set for the summer of PURE COOLNESS…
Until THE MATRIX RELOADED, which gave me about 40 minutes of cool and 90 minutes of scratching my head, wondering who thought a Rave, a Sex Scene, and what looked like a badly animated video game was doing in this movie I had so hotly anticipated.
Undaunted, I was relieved to find some humor in BRUCE ALMIGHTY, some neat twists in THE ITALIAN JOB, but was immediately subjected to the abject Horror that was CHARLIE’S ANGELS FULL THROTTLE.
I found some scares in 28 DAYS LATER, but snored through the ridiculous HULK, and Skipped LXG altogether. DUmb got dumberer without me, although I was there to see Bad Boys get bloodier.
And what I saw was okay..like the moldy twice warmed over piece of AMERICAN PIE.. I mean Wedding.. and the WOMB.. that is TOMB raider sequel.
I skipped NEMO and SEABISCUIT, but hear they’re good, and I’ll watch them on video..
And the highlights post X2 were T3 and PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN (okay and FREDDY VS JASON.. but thats personal).. both of which were really fun and really good, and I liked.. but..
Well, its just I remember standing in line for CLONES and SPIDEY and AUSTIN, and I remember great summers past..And this year an animated fish stole the show in a movie everyone who saw it agrees is, well, pretty good.
I miss my big summer excitement, and I hope next year, Harry Potter and SPIDEY 2 and THE PUNISHER can restore my faith.. until then, I guess I’ll keep trying to find internet trailers for THE TWO TOWERS and REVOLUTIONS and ELF… maybe Christmas is the best season for giving after all..