Snapshot of you

Jen Gagne posted a link to a nifty little psychological quiz to tell you about yourself. The sad thing is, as negative as mine came out, I’m not at all surprised by the results. “Tell me something I don’t know” is my overall reaction…

Jen Gagne posted a link to a nifty little psychological quiz to tell you about yourself. The sad thing is, as negative as mine came out, I’m not at all surprised by the results. “Tell me something I don’t know” is my overall reaction…

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Altruism |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||| 16%

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If you try to post your own results, you may be a little disappointed. My blog strips possibly dangerous HTML from comments, which includes the table formatting used by this quiz. You might have better luck posting just your summary paragraphs. Mine read:

Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun-seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule-conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose

The end of analog

Well, it’s official: there will be no such thing as “regular TV” as of January, 2009. The only way to get traditional analog signals after that day will be to have a cable to your house, or be on satellite TV.

Well, it’s official: there will be no such thing as “regular TV” as of January, 2009. The only way to get traditional analog signals after that day will be to have a cable to your house, or be on satellite TV.

While a part of me mourns for the death of the primitive manipulation of carrier waves which have brought entertainment to our houses for a century, a bigger part is happy with the decision. When you carry a signal digitally, you can use nifty techniques like compression which allow you to fit a great deal more channels into a very limited amount of frequency. Today, the portion of the broadband spectrum sucked up by television signals is enormous. That’s the signal band which best penetrates solid objects; that’s part of the reason it was chosen in the first place. The day the last analog signal dies may mark the beginning of an era of ubiquitous wireless networks, true competition in mobile phone networks (right now you can only have two carriers in any given area, period), and more spectrum availability for personal use (home wireless networks and phones, etc.)

But gone will be the day that the home hobbyist can purchase a cathode-ray tube and a crystal to pick up television signals, unless he has also purchased a subscription to a satellite or cable provider. You’ll need to add a digital decryption device which honors the “broadcast flag” (http://www.eff.org/broadcastflag/)to the mix in order to do so legally.

I can’t help but wonder if FM and AM spectrums may be the next to go? I have fond memories of building my first crystal radio. I wonder if my kids’ kids will.

Spammers shut me down

Spammers have shut me down. My mail server cannot cope with a million and a half “Joe Job” bounce messages. I’ve temporarily shut down my mail server, and I may yet have to turn off the web server.

Somebody out there is really ramping this pain up. I can’t handle 100,000 emails an hour.

Desparately yours,
Matt

Spammers have shut me down. My mail server cannot cope with a million and a half “Joe Job” bounce messages. I’ve temporarily shut down my mail server, and I may yet have to turn off the web server.

Somebody out there is really ramping this pain up. I can’t handle 100,000 emails an hour.

Desparately yours, Matt

Your freedom of speech curtailed!

Dear friends,

Due to rampant abuse of my server by non-friends (over 1700 comments in two days, that I had to delete one-by-one), I hereby curtail your freedom of speech here at barnson.org. The following phrases are now on the “forbidden topics” list, and including them in a comment will result in your comment being deleted without anyone ever reading them:

Dear friends,

Due to rampant abuse of my server by non-friends (over 1700 comments in two days, that I had to delete one-by-one), I hereby curtail your freedom of speech here at barnson.org. The following phrases are now on the “forbidden topics” list, and including them in a comment will result in your comment being deleted without anyone ever reading them:

  • “texas hold em”
  • “texas holdem”
  • “poker”
  • “blackjack”

Sorry, guys, but this means that comments about last night’s poker game will also be off-limits. Legitimate posters have used these words, erm, let me count… ZERO times since the dawn of the web site 🙂 With the exception of “blackjack”, which I’ve used precisely once.

Ways you could get around this ban and still talk about the forbidden topics:

  • “texas hold men”
  • “texas cold phlegm”
  • “poke her”
  • “black jack”

You be creative 😉

Note that this only applies to comments. If you wish to start a thread, since only people I’ve promoted to “honorary Barnson” are allowed to post front-page news, you’re welcome to use those terms.

Of course, that may prove very frustrating to anybody who replies to you!

It was either this or forbid anonymous posting entirely, and I find anonymous posters entirely too entertaining to want to do that…

I’m trying to figure out a better way to handle them, but as of the moment I’m writing this, they are pushing about one spam every single second all through the night. There’s no way I can keep up with their swarm of thousands of automated robot-posting poorly-maintained-and-exploited Windows boxes without doing something drastic.

Automated Mission Statement Generator

I realize this is probably really old news, but I just discovered Dilbert’s Automated Mission Statement Generator. What a hoot!

I realize this is probably really old news, but I just discovered Dilbert’s Automated Mission Statement Generator. What a hoot!

My favorite so far:

It is our mission to quickly disseminate enterprise-wide information in order that we may collaboratively initiate high standards in intellectual capital to stay competitive in tomorrow’s world.

That sounds exactly like something I’d expect to hear from one of my company’s execs or commitees.

Slashdot recently featured a story about an interview regarding Corporate Weasel Words that’s kind of in this same vein. I love the final Q&A in the interview:

Why should we be vigilant about language?

When you turn language into an assembly line, you take all the potential out of it. You can’t write a poem in this language. You can’t tell a joke, you can’t convey feeling. You can’t discover new meanings. This writing is incapable of taking you anywhere. It’s deliberately circumscribed. It’s almost an abuse of human rights.

I like big-hair bands

Several months ago, I bought myself an XM Radio. Since then, I have listened a great deal. I have a sad, sad admission to make…

Several months ago, I bought myself an XM Radio. Since then, I have listened a great deal. I have a sad, sad admission to make…

I like big-hair bands. I really do. The glitz, the glam, the reverb cranked to 11, the blazingly mindless wannabe-Eddie-Van-Halen guitar solos, the dual-guitar-alternating-hook screeches, the boy-toy lead singers that sing higher than any male should be allowed to, flangers in weird places, double-distortion, stereo chorus, songs written in E Minor to try to sound serious… I just dig it all.

That’s my secret musical obsession.

For this week.

XM Radio has fed my obsession with a few other genres to date, so I don’t know who it will be next week 🙂 Techno’s out, and I got a little bored with Talk Radio…

I also loved listening to Madonna in high school. I’d buy her albums at Waxie-Maxies, stuffing them underneath my jean-jacket until I arrived at the counter, covering everything but the UPC code on the off-chance someone would see me buying the album. I’d tape the CD, and then label the tape something more socially acceptable, like “Megadeth remixes”, “Hardcore radio mix”, or “Depeche Mode Live!”. I’d quickly eject the tape when I came to intersections, afraid that my friends would hear me listening to the Diva.

What’s your secret musical obsession?

A really good creep-out

So overnight tonight, I watched “Scream” and “The Ring”. I found “The Ring” moderately creepy and disturbing, but “Scream”, well, not in the least bit frightening. Spoiler warning: these are old movies, but I may spoil it for you if you haven’t seen it.

So overnight tonight, I watched “Scream” and “The Ring”. I found “The Ring” moderately creepy and disturbing, but “Scream”, well, not in the least bit frightening. Spoiler warning: these are old movies, but I may spoil it for you if you haven’t seen it.

When I was a kid, scary movies really scared me. I’m talking, nightmares-for-weeks scared. I haven’t watched a really scary movie since I was maybe seventeen. So tonight, I prepared by turning on all the lights on the floor of the house where I was, grabbing a nice cold drink, a ready hand on the “pause” button so that I could take unnecessary bathroom breaks, and all that.

What, you mean I really should watch freak-me-out movies late at night with the lights all off, windows opened, sound turned way up with compression off so the louds are really loud and the quiets really quiet, and then come back and tell you whether I thought the movie was scary or not? No way, Jose. I know how jumpy I am in real life, I feel no need to exacerbate it.

Anyway, I think part of the problem with “Scream” was that I recalled watching it at some point in the past, so I kind of knew the punchline. Maybe that was all it was that I didn’t get really creeped by the movie. Well, that and the fact that I’m familiar enough with voice modulation technology to know that you wouldn’t come up with the same distinctive man’s voice by using a vocoder-type box. I guess I get hung up on the little things, there, too. Like you can’t normally see the safety clearly when staring down the barrel of a gun to know if it’s on or off. Or that garage door openers have automated cutoff switches for over twenty years to prevent accidents — both when raising and lowering.

Or the whole “picturing Courteney Cox with David Arquette” thing. To think, they tied the knot just before filming this movie. To be honest, that creeped me out more than the rest of “Scream”. He’s the “floating outside the window” dude from the original “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, and she’s Monica from Friends. Yeah, I know, that’s not their real-life personas, but it still seems weird to my TV-burned brain.

One thing I noticed about “The Ring” is that there seems to be… I don’t know how to put it. Maybe “supernatural melodic progressions”, or something. There’s a style, a phrasing, a way of orchestrating things which seems to say “otherworldly”, or “ethereal”, which is abused by supernaturalistic scare movies, and another way which screams “scary man with big knife” that I’d like to figure out.

If I remember correctly, “The Forgotten” abused the “supernatural scare tactic” style of music, too. I’ll have to rent that one again (we watched it in the theater originally) just to listen to the music. I recall one really haunting melody that stuck with me for several days afterward.

One thing that “The Ring” seemed to do really well was communicate an intensely nervous feeling through the use of music and brief stills of disturbing things. The little girl with the large vein in her forehead and black shadows around her eyes. A haunting melody for the segues, and dissonant strings for the moments of tension. I don’t know that I’m a big fan of the “loud noise and fast cut to a dead body” approach to startling people, though. I mean, it works to make people jump, which is part of the goal of keeping your audience off-balance I suppose, but I liked the “buildup of suspense” aspect of the soundtrack much better. The build-up to the “mounting dread” is part of what makes the soundtracks sweet.

I like great movie music. When I think of the original “Star Wars”, the soundtrack is largely what leaps foremost into my mind. I mean, what if, say, Barry Manilow composed the score? I’m fairly certain it wouldn’t have done nearly so well with bland tunage. The score really carried that movie, and I’m fairly sure “Copa Cabana” wouldn’t have been nearly so powerful as a theme song.

What would you recommend as a really moody, atmospheric, scary movie where the soundtrack really seems to carry and enhance the picture?

7 blasts in London

During morning rush hour, 6 nearly simultaneous large bomb blasts rocked London. (This number has since been downgraded to 3 blasts, then 4, then 3 again.) There are two (as of 12:51 GMT, twelve) confirmed fatalities, and a government official noted there are probably closer to 20 dead, with at least 160 injuries, and that number is expected to go up.Initial reports indicated the blasts were a result of a power surge, but the power company quickly laid that government-sponsored rumor to rest.

During morning rush hour, 6 nearly simultaneous large bomb blasts rocked London. (This number has since been downgraded to 3 blasts, then 4, then 3 again.) There are two (as of 12:51 GMT, twelve) confirmed fatalities, and a government official noted there are probably closer to 20 dead, with at least 160 injuries, and that number is expected to go up.Initial reports indicated the blasts were a result of a power surge, but the power company quickly laid that government-sponsored rumor to rest.

Six explosions occured in the packed underground rail system. As police and emergency personnel evacuated the Tube, another explosion ripped open a double-decker bus filled with evacuees from the subway.

US security alerts stand at yellow, with New York at orange. Bomb-sniffing dogs are going through the DC Metro system. Tony Blair spoke live at 11 AM Greenwich time, says it is “reasonably clear” that these are terrorist attacks:

“It’s reasonably clear that there have been a series of terrorist attacks in London. There are obviously casualties, both people that have died and people seriously injured. Our thoughts and prayers, of course, are with the victims and their families. It’s, uh, my intention to leave the G8 within the next couple of hours and go down to London and get a report face-to-face with the police and the emergency services and the ministers that have been dealing with this, and then to return later this evening.

It is the will of all the leaders at the G8, however, that the meeting should continue in my absence, that we should continue to discuss the issues that we were going to discuss, and reach the conclusions which we were going to reach. Each of the countries around that table has some experience of the effects of terrorism, and all of the leaders, as they will indicate a little bit later, share our complete resolution to defeat this terrorism.

It’s particularly barbaric that this has happeed on a day when people are meeting to try to help the problems of poverty in Africa, and the long-term problems of climate change in the environment. Just as it is reasonably clear that this is a terrorist attack or a series of terrorist attacks, it’s also reasonably clear that it is designed and aimed to coincide with the opening of the G8.

There will be time to talk later about this. It’s important, however, that those engaged in terrorism realize that our determination to defend our values and our way of life is greater than their determination to cause death and destruction to innocent people in a desire to impose extremism on the world.

Whatever they do, it is our determination that they will never succeed in destroying what we hold dear in this country, and in other civilized nations throughout the world.

Busses and trains all around London are closed.

Christopher Dickey, Newsweek Magazine Paris Bureau Chief, said on the radio that “obviously, the modus operandi points to some Al-Qaeda-type group … There’s a third possibility… Abu-Massad Al Zarqawi … even before the invasion of Iraq, was setting up networks throughout Europe … if there’s a link there, the implications … are very profound indeed.”

Eyewitness accounts indicate loud explosions, heavy smoke, complete loss of power through large sections of the rail network and downtown London.

The phone system and mobile phone networks are down. There is a rumor of a reputed suicide bomber on the bus which exploded. Rumors of suspected suicide bomber shot dead by security forces in Canary Wharf.

The G8 summit (a meeting of the top 8 industrialized nations in the world) in Scotland was apparently derailed as Tony Blair returned to London.

Many passengers are still trapped underground, with rescue efforts underway.

Explosions confirmed at Edgware Road, Russell Square, Kings Cross, Liverpool Street, Moorgate underground station, Aldgate underground station, and a double-decker bus downtown.

There was a possible 8th explosion at Brighton.

A previously unknown group, “The Secret Organization group of al-Qaeda of Jihad in Europe”, has claimed responsibility for the bombings. However, their claim is disputed.

Coverage on CNN.com and elsewhere.

Forget the sunscreen?

Recent research indicates that the long-held wisdom of slathering yourself in sunscreen before going outside may not be that smart after all. The most interesting statistic? That for every 1 death from skin cancer avoided by using sunscreen, there may be 30 deaths from other forms of cancer due to lack of Vitamin D.

Recent research indicates that the long-held wisdom of slathering yourself in sunscreen before going outside may not be that smart after all. The most interesting statistic? That for every 1 death from skin cancer avoided by using sunscreen, there may be 30 deaths from other forms of cancer due to lack of Vitamin D.

He’s got the right idea

A Swede who was kidnapped in Iraq hires bounty hunters to track down and “take care of” his attackers.

A Swede who was kidnapped in Iraq hires bounty hunters to track down and “take care of” his attackers.

Story from here.

Yesterday we noted that Ulf Hjertström, the sexagenarian Swede who survived a 67-day kidnapping ordeal in Baghdad, reportedly was paying professional bounty hunters a handsome fee to track down his erstwhile captors. Expressen, a Swedish tabloid, picked up the story and got in touch with Hjertström to get the lowdown.

Hjertström, an oil broker whose career took him to Iraq 25 years ago, makes no bones about the decision to exact revenge on his abductors. “I’ve lived [in Iraq] for a long time. This is how things are done there. It’s nothing new to me,