The Return Of His Rhymeness

It’s been too long since I’ve been too loud
Since I’ve showed you how to rock the crowd
Movin’ the masses with my lyrical wordplay
Wasting your day setting your iPod to replay
My songs over and over and over some more
I invade your ears like you’re an aural whore
My name is Weed, the microphone’s my bitch
Never smoked up but the names’s no glitch

It’s been too long since I’ve been too loud Since I’ve showed you how to rock the crowd Movin’ the masses with my lyrical wordplay Wasting your day setting your iPod to replay My songs over and over and over some more I invade your ears like you’re an aural whore My name is Weed, the microphone’s my bitch Never smoked up but the names’s no glitch I’m hardy, I’m everywhere and I can’t be tamed I can’t be blamed because I can’t be shamed Claiming the crown of lyrical genius Living the funkiest life, maybe not the cleanest The Funk & me, nothing comes between us Except when your girl needs to polish my *radio edit* A lyrical master but a musical Muggle Weed to music like a cactus to snuggle Which is why MC Heb’s my ace in the hole If Weed is the heart, then Heb is the soul Working his bass like Bob Villa works tools He’s pure grain while your crew is O’Douls Fools step up and are quickly mastered Like level 54 on the Robotron blaster So here’s some funk on the Barnson domain You may not have been warned, but please don’t complain There’s no preparation for the DSFT invasion No need to be scared, no need for evasion We make you feel good no matter your affiliation A much better ending than the book of Revelation

Weed’s out

P.S. MC Heb, the gauntlet has been dropped…

Tasers are Terror weapons

I keep telling people this, but they don’t understand. Tasers HURT. I have been hit with tasers several times in training, and tasers are quite literally torture devices.

The problem is that the stigma of ‘Nonlethal weapons’ has given Police officers the freedom to use these torture weapons at will and with little to no accountability, and this is a freedom many of them have abused.

I keep telling people this, but they don’t understand. Tasers HURT. I have been hit with tasers several times in training, and tasers are quite literally torture devices.

The problem is that the stigma of ‘Nonlethal weapons’ has given Police officers the freedom to use these torture weapons at will and with little to no accountability, and this is a freedom many of them have abused.

Assault is assault, but it has become standard to consider ‘assault’ by a police officer something they ‘have to do in the performance of their duties’ and turn a blind eye to bullies that hide behind a badge.

several people have been tasered and DIED because of these ‘nonlethal’ weapons.

Literally, the police taser training program states that tasers are supposed to be used if a suspect is ‘belligerent’. Belligerent? seriously? so if a suspect gets upset that they are being arrested without sufficient justification or insults a police officer the police are permitted to use torture and potentially lethal force. The term ‘belligerent’ can mean so many things, from simply arguing about a ticket to looking at an officer the wrong way.

At least if a police officer pulls out a gun and shoots a suspect, they can be held liable for criminal actions and have to, at a minimum, face a board of inquiry. In fact, if a police officer pulls a baton and uses it they must still account for their actions. And yet, pulling out a ‘high tech’ implement of torture and potential death and using it against people that might not even be suspects in a violent crime doesn’t, in many cases, require that a report even be filed.

Why are we giving sadistic bullies the power to torture and kill citizens at will? what are we coming to? Why do we keep electing people that allow this kind of terrorism?

this rant is sponsored by the newest article on legalized police brutality, over at MSNBC

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/32414436/ns/today-today_people/?GT1=43001

That officer should be facing a minimum of a 5 year sentence for assault and battery, and preferably a 30 year sentence for torture, but it’s unlikely he will recieve more than a slap on the wrist, because shooting a helpless woman twice in front of her children for simply arguing about a traffic ticket is totally legal.

“Governments should be afraid of their citizens.” -V

GV User Posting

Last week I started using Google Voice. Way cool. I’m having some early successes with the ease of the interface and the smoothness of releasing a single 10-digit sequence to reach me. All the phones are ringing and I’m starting to group incoming calls.

Last week I started using Google Voice. Way cool. I’m having some early successes with the ease of the interface and the smoothness of releasing a single 10-digit sequence to reach me. All the phones are ringing and I’m starting to group incoming calls.

I’m feeling like I’m not taking full advantage of the service. When I tried to find a user group through google’s site I came up empty. So, anybody out there willing to share some tricks of the trade top optimize experience and facility with Google Voice?

10th Anniversary of Leaving DC – Mad Props to Weed

This marks the 10th anniversary of my leaving DC. 10 years ago I moved from the DC area to Nashville, TN to start grad school. Except I didn’t make the trek alone.

This marks the 10th anniversary of my leaving DC. 10 years ago I moved from the DC area to Nashville, TN to start grad school. Except I didn’t make the trek alone. Because the total amount of my personal belongings out-sized the carrying space of the car, which was another in a series of outdated Oldsmobiles that I drove around in my youth, getting all my stuff down to Nashville required two drivers.

Weed volunteered to take off work, and drive down with me, caravan-style, to Nashville. I led the way in a rented truck and Weed followed behind in the clunker. It’s not a short drive to Nashville, about 10 hours. We left early in the morning from Fairfax, VA and got to downtown Nashville by sundown.

I wanted to thank Weed, 10 years later, and let him know that his act of generosity is not forgotten. Like most guys, I don’t do thank you cards, we just post on the net.

Dell firmware update broke my MD3000i…kind of

So Dell contacted us a few weeks back and told us they would love to remote into our MD3000i Storage Array (hereby referring to as the “SAN”) and update its firmware.

Sure, we told Dell. Love to have ya!

So some scheduling took place, and emails were sent notifying of downtimes, and backups were made, and they day came and Dell updated our firmware.

So Dell contacted us a few weeks back and told us they would love to remote into our MD3000i Storage Array (hereby referring to as the “SAN”) and update its firmware.

Sure, we told Dell. Love to have ya!

So some scheduling took place, and emails were sent notifying of downtimes, and backups were made, and they day came and Dell updated our firmware.

And ye old SAN box would no longer respond to pings. So our ESX hosts could find their precious VMs, and for those of you who’ve never had a ESX host lose its VMs, that’s BAD.

So the troubleshooting began. The SAN are on their own VLAN. The ESX hosts connect to a LAG on the switch that trunks to said VLAN. ESX hosts can happily ping each other, so the VLAN is set up correct. If I plugged a laptop, configured on the same subnet as the SAN, into the one of the network cables plugged into the SAN, it could ping the ESX hosts. So the network cables weren’t bad.

So we called Dell support, and we got a lively one . I could tell from the beginning of the call he wasn’t going to be our savior that night, so I continued troubleshooting while he placed us on hold to “check with someone else” (read: smoke some more chronic). I changed the ip addresses of the iSCSI hosts to something else and back. I disabled the iSCSI controllers and re-enabled them. I rebooted the array. I turned off the VLAN tagging on the iSCSI ports.

Voila, the answer! I had set the switch ports where the SAN attached to untagged VLAN access mode. Apparently, if you set the SAN to set a VLAN tag on its traffic, it would work before the firmware upgrade, but not after. Afterwards, you either have to turn off the VLAN tagging on the SAN, or set the switch port mode to tagged. Otherwise network no worky.

If anyone out there knows which way is the correct behavior, I’d love to know. We were using a PC Dell 6248 as our switch.

Anyway, we figured it out before our wonderful Dell tech, so we sent him on our way, rescanned our iSCSi HBAs on our ESX hosts, restarted the VMs, and were back in business.

My $.02 Weed

Barnson California Vacation: Day 3

For the first time in many, many years, my wife and I are taking a road trip right now. The kids are staying with grandparents for a week and a half, and we decided we wanted to take this time to enjoy one another and take a vacation. We swung through Las Vegas to Bakersfield, and now Santa Cruz. We had a few objectives on this trip: spend as much time together without our kids as we could, and make a memorable trip as cheaply as possible.

For the first time in many, many years, my wife and I are taking a road trip right now. The kids are staying with grandparents for a week and a half, and we decided we wanted to take this time to enjoy one another and take a vacation. We swung through Las Vegas to Bakersfield, and now Santa Cruz. We had a few objectives on this trip: spend as much time together without our kids as we could, and make a memorable trip as cheaply as possible.

To that end, we are driving my Honda Insight. I discovered that — at 80-90MPH with two people instead of one and a trunk-full of baggage — my car’s usual 50-55MPG plummets to around 32-39MPG. It ramps back up if I’m willing to drive 55 instead of 83, but what’s the fun in that?

Las Vegas this time of year can best be described as “hellish”. With temperatures regularly above 115 degrees Fahrenheit, people in town rapidly flee from car to air-conditioned casino like they are escaping a downpour. On the positive side, however, I tossed three dollars into the “Megabucks” slot machine, and received six dollars as a winning. That’s pretty much the extent of my gambling efforts. Statistically speaking, your chances of winning a one-in-several-million reward aren’t much different if you play once or a hundred times.

Our stop in Bakersfield to visit Nash & Timi was uneventful and full of reminiscing and hanging out. Timi, unfortunately, just had an ovary removed a few days ago, so our plans to go out together were squashed due to her recovery. Christy & I finally saw a movie we’ve planned to see for the last decade or so — “The American President” — and had some wonderful Chinese food while marveling at how much our friends’ children have grown. I received a few compliments on the changes to my physique as a result of my bodybuilding and diet efforts. I’m still nowhere near where I want to be, but it’s a huge ego-boost to have friends you haven’t seen for years compliment you on your progress. Nash is into paintball, so we checked out a paintball store and a couple of hobby stores while in town. In truth, Bakersfield is smaller than Salt Lake City, so the experience of little tiny mom-and-pop stores is just about the same as back home.

Then we went five hours north to the mountains of Santa Cruz to visit an online friend named Mario. Mario and Christy met several months ago and quickly formed a friendship based upon their mutual efforts at higher education and vast dissimilarity otherwise. Neither of them seemed to fully believe the lifestyle the other described! But here we are, and despite our cultural differences, we’re enjoying our time together. Mario loaned us his RV for three days so that we can day-trip on the cheap to various places around the Santa Cruz/San Jose/San Francisco area. We haven’t made any firm plans so far, but at this point hanging out eating freshly-laid chicken eggs and enjoying the fresh mountain air has been great.

I know it’s a bit of a travelogue, but I wanted to catch you up on where we are and what we’re doing!

iPhone anti-theft

Slashdot is running a story today about how three geeks attending a Lego convention used the “Find my iPhone” app to recover a stolen iPhone:

Slashdot is running a story today about how three geeks attending a Lego convention used the “Find my iPhone” app to recover a stolen iPhone:

[quote]”A friend of mine who just got an Iphone 3GS and has Mobile Me just used the “Find my Iphone” feature to track down his lost and subsequently stolen iphone. This story involves 3 nerds wandering sketchy streets with a Macbook, and ends with a confrontation at a bus stop.”[/quote]

Blog entry with the story: http://happywaffle.livejournal.com/5890.html Slashdot discussion: http://apple.slashdot.org/story/09/06/22/1412234/Tracking-Thieves-with-Find-my-iPhone?art_pos=3

I contracted a virus – HELP!

Help!!! I contracted a virus on my PC. Here’s how I know. A couple days ago I thought Microsoft’s website was down. Then my co-worker told me he received a file from me via physical thumb drive in which his virus protection software alerted that w32/conflicker.worm!nf virus was found on the flashdrive.

Help!!! I contracted a virus on my PC. Here’s how I know. A couple days ago I thought Microsoft’s website was down. Then my co-worker told me he received a file from me via physical thumb drive in which his virus protection software alerted that w32/conflicker.worm!nf virus was found on the flashdrive. Then I noticed I couldn’t get to any website on my PC that had to do with antivirus software.

Yikes! I was able to load on AVG antivirus 8.5.287, but since the virus is blocking access to the website, I can’t get updates from AVG.

All my data has been backed up, and otherwise the PC system is running as normal, although I know that under the hood all my passwords are getting stolen.

What can I do???

WebMD gets low-carb wrong… again.

I guess it’s really not a news flash, but yet another uninformed article confusing cause and effect has become popular in low-carb circles, and I need to post my response.

Here’s the so-called “informative” article, concluding that low-carb diets are unsafe:
http://women.webmd.com/guide/high-protein-low-carbohydrate-diets

From the article:

I guess it’s really not a news flash, but yet another uninformed article confusing cause and effect has become popular in low-carb circles, and I need to post my response.

Here’s the so-called “informative” article, concluding that low-carb diets are unsafe: http://women.webmd.com/guide/high-protein-low-carbohydrate-diets

From the article:

[quote]* Kidney failure. Consuming too much protein puts a strain on the kidneys, which can make a person susceptible to kidney disease.[/quote]

I’ve debunked this time and time again, but this [b]myth[/b] keeps rearing its ugly head. High protein in the bloodstream is only a risk factor if your kidneys have already failed. Regardless, [b]high levels of uric acid are a symptom of kidney failure, not a cause[/b]. The number one risk factor for mortality in the US, aside from accidental death, is [b]obesity[/b]. Insofar as you find an eating regimen that makes you not be obese, you’re taking a step in the right direction.

[quote]High cholesterol. It is well known that high protein diets (consisting of red meat, whole dairy products, and other high fat foods) are linked to high cholesterol. Studies have linked high cholesterol levels to an increased risk of developing heart disease, stroke and cancer.[/quote]

Wow. Just… wow. It’s 2009, and someone is still parroting the “high cholesterol is bad for you” line? “High protein” diets (I would say HIGH FAT) are only linked to high cholesterol [b]in combination with high carbohydrates[/b]. WebMD should really read “Good Calories, Bad Calories” by Gary Taubes. If you eat a [b]high fat, low carb, moderate protein diet[/b] like MANS, your [b]lipid profiles will look great[/b]. There is some small possibility your overall cholesterol may be high at first as your body dumps fat into the bloodstream, but after three months or so on low-carb your lipid profile will look great, particularly if you are overweight.

For reference, here are the results of my recent blood test after living a low-carb, high-fat, moderate protein lifestyle for several months: Reference: I’m thirty-six, overweight, non-smoker, male, and was seriously OBESE with HORRIBLE blood profiles and health risks a year ago. All my statistics on what is “normal” is based upon a male, not a female. I’m currently around 20% body fat, not where I want to be but moving in the right direction.

* Cholesterol: 177 (Anything below 200 is healthy) * Triglycerides: 93 (Less than 150 is “normal”. You should read the number to the left as “holy shit, that’s good.”) * HDL: 54 (less than 40 is very bad, 40-50 is normal, above 50 is optimal, I’m working on adjusting my diet to reach above 60.) * LDL (calculated): 110 (100 or below is “optimal”, 100-129 is “near optimal”; I’m adjusting my diet to include a bit more flax seed to see if I can drop this a few points.)

[quote]Osteoporosis and kidney stones. High protein diets have also been shown to cause people to excrete more calcium than normal through their urine. Over a prolonged period of time, this can increase a person’s risk of osteoporosis and kidney stones.[/quote]

The studies alleging this are wrong about the cause. The extra calcium in the urine of low-carbers comes not from depleting bone calcium, but [b]because we’re ingesting more calcium[/b]. Once again some members of the medical community with an axe to grind are confusing symptom and cause, just like with kidney failure. Low-carbers excrete more calcium because [b]we’re eating more calcium[/b].

Kidney stones occur in the same proportion amongst low-carbers as among the general population, and the solution is simple: if you have a family history of kidney stones, drink even more water. And to prevent them from ever occurring, drink more water.

Why do you think just about every diet plan encourages you to drink more water? Well, this is one reason.

Additional reading: [url=http://livinlavidalocarb.blogspot.com/2005/07/high-protein-low-carb-diet-promotes.html]High protein consumption increases bone density[/url].

[quote]Cancer. One of the reasons high protein diets increase the risks of certain health problems is because of the avoidance of carbohydrate-containing foods and the vitamins, minerals, fiber and anti-oxidants they contain. It is therefore important to obtain your protein from a diet rich in whole grains, fruits and vegetables. Not only are your needs for protein being met, but you are also helping to reduce your risk of developing cancer.[/quote]

This is a richly contested area, and the jury is still out. Anti-oxidants may not be needed at all if you aren’t ingesting inflammation-producing foods in the first place. What are your inflammatory foods? Grains top the list.

That said, I do have some small concern about this. [url=http://www.vvv.com/healthnews/milk.html]IGF-1 has been linked to cancer risk[/url]. But natural bodybuilders attempt to create an optimum hormonal environment for muscular hypertropy, including elevation of IGF-1 levels through exercise and eating correctly. Will lifting heavy weights give you cancer?

So far, people are only making the connection to cows injected with Bovine Growth Hormone and elevated levels of IGF-1 in humans. However, simply lifting heavy weights also elevates IGF-1. It will be interesting what the studies will show in ten years. My advice for any adult male is to get annual blood and physical exams. Normally insurance will pay for it, as a basic physical will often find conditions you wouldn’t expect (and men who get annual physicals live longer, too.)

[quote]Unhealthy metabolic state (ketosis). Low carb diets can cause your body to go into a dangerous metabolic state called ketosis since your body burns fat instead of glucose for energy. During ketosis, the body forms substances known as ketones, which can cause organs to fail and result in gout, kidney stones, or kidney failure. Ketones can also dull a person’s appetite, cause nausea and bad breath. Ketosis can be prevented by eating at least 100 grams of carbohydrates a day.[/quote]

This is a richly disputed area, and attempting to characterize ketosis/lipolysis as a “dangerous metabolic state” is a political move, not a scientific one. I’m going to refer to this as “lipolysis” from this point on, rather than “ketosis”, but the two are similar.

Your body already goes into lipolysis every single day while you’re sleeping. It is the natural state when your body is burning body or dietary fat rather than carbohydrates or protein for fuel. It’s why most of us aren’t hungry first thing in the morning. It’s why most of us don’t wake up ravenous in the middle of the night. It’s why we over-eat a little during the waking hours: our fat stores naturally give us energy back while we’re sleeping through lipolysis.

Low-carbers simply keep this process going the other 16 hours of the day.

Please go buy yourself a copy of “Good Calories, Bad Calories” by Gary Taubes. Read it all the way through; I know it’s a long read, but it’s worth it. Debunk the junk science that passes for nutrition science today and learn what really can help you to live a healthy lifestyle.

–Matt B.

Be Good For Peace Monkey’s Sake

I know, I know, it’s been around for a long time, but I just heard about [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk]Mis-Heard O Fortuna Lyrics[/url]. LOL ROFLMAO. Had to share. Safe for work, but be careful, I had tears streaming out of my eyes by the end it was so funny…

I know, I know, it’s been around for a long time, but I just heard about [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk]Mis-Heard O Fortuna Lyrics[/url]. LOL ROFLMAO. Had to share. Safe for work, but be careful, I had tears streaming out of my eyes by the end it was so funny…