I Need Tinted Windows

If anybody out there plays the stock market, I would start shifting your 401(K) into companies that manufacture tinted glass for cars. Because we all know how many people are out there driving around while watching pornagraphy.

This is so hilarious.

Apparently, a growing number of motorists are outfitting their cars with DVD players and are driving around while watching porn. “Dirty Driving” is already getting outlawed in several states. This became a big issue when a woman saw another car playing porn in the in-car movie system. Here’s an actual quote from her…

“I was very shocked and surprised,” says Holden, 41, of Olive Branch, Miss., who still has a difficult time talking about what she saw about 18 months ago. “I just could not believe that people had the audacity to do that.”

If anybody out there plays the stock market, I would start shifting your 401(K) into companies that manufacture tinted glass for cars. Because we all know how many people are out there driving around while watching pornagraphy.

This is so hilarious.

Apparently, a growing number of motorists are outfitting their cars with DVD players and are driving around while watching porn. “Dirty Driving” is already getting outlawed in several states. This became a big issue when a woman saw another car playing porn in the in-car movie system. Here’s an actual quote from her…

“I was very shocked and surprised,” says Holden, 41, of Olive Branch, Miss., who still has a difficult time talking about what she saw about 18 months ago. “I just could not believe that people had the audacity to do that.”

Still having a difficult time after 18 months?!?! Baby, you need more than a law, you need something battery-operated and a week alone.

Anyway, a bunch of states are now enacting laws that prevent people from displaying obscene films, even though 38 states already outlawed in-car projectors that are visible to the drivers.

Who are these people playing dirty movies for? The kids in the backseat? And who the heck is looking into other cars, watching neighboring screens, as they’re going 60+MPH down the road?

At this time I would like to state, for the record, that I have never been featured in a pornagraphic movie that was released for commercial distribution.

OKAY.. MOVIE TALK RETURNS

Alright, Barnsonians, after “going around the bend” a bit with the Supreme Court issue, I thought I’d return to what I do best.. Movie lists.

This week, we beg the question..
What are your favorite big screen adaptations of Television Programs??

As you may know, Scooby Doo 2 opened this week to big numbers, and it got me thinking.. there have been a LOT of TV shows in the movies these days.. so here it is.. my top 5!

5. The Brady Bunch Movie. Perfect mix of camp tribute to the original show and sarcastic criticism.

4. Transformers: the Movie. Sure, they destroyed my childhood by killing half of my favorite people in the first 5 minutes.. but I liked it.. guilty pleasure.. but I still watch it today.

Alright, Barnsonians, after “going around the bend” a bit with the Supreme Court issue, I thought I’d return to what I do best.. Movie lists.

This week, we beg the question.. What are your favorite big screen adaptations of Television Programs??

As you may know, Scooby Doo 2 opened this week to big numbers, and it got me thinking.. there have been a LOT of TV shows in the movies these days.. so here it is.. my top 5!

5. The Brady Bunch Movie. Perfect mix of camp tribute to the original show and sarcastic criticism.

4. Transformers: the Movie. Sure, they destroyed my childhood by killing half of my favorite people in the first 5 minutes.. but I liked it.. guilty pleasure.. but I still watch it today.

3. Star Trek First Contact. Brought the big TV villians, the Borg to the big screen.. and it rocked out.

2. The Fugitive. Actually managed to be quite a bit better than the series that inspired it, with an academy award winning performance, and just a taut thriller of a tale.

1. Monty python and the Holy Grail. This sketch comedy show turned into a movie just was awesome in every way. And somehow.. while not so funny on first viewing, gets better and better each time I see it.

Just to jar your memories, here are more TV adaptations.. any of them tickle your fancy? Any I forgot. Any you really really hated?

Charlie’s Angels, Starsky and Hutch, Space Jam, the ENTIRE Star Trek series, the Monty Python Movies, Highlander: Endgame, Scooby Doo, X-Files, Mission Impossible, Rugrats, pokemon, Superstar, Wayne’s World, The Naked gun, The Avengers, South Park.. tons more..

I was just joking, now we’re moving!

Last Oct. my best friend moved from our neighborhood after five fun years of great friendship and parties. So you grin and bear it and keep in touch the best you can and find a new best friend to hang out with. But my two other best friends were both threatening to move as well. Emily and Steve were a bit more persistant. One fine day I told Emily, “If another one of my best friends moves, I am out of here.” Within a week, they put money down on a lot to build a new home. But, they chose to stay in the neighborhood to be near their many close friends here. Well, I told her fine, I’m moving too. I want a forclosed home so that I can get it for a great deal and we have to move now since interest rates just dropped.

Last Oct. my best friend moved from our neighborhood after five fun years of great friendship and parties. So you grin and bear it and keep in touch the best you can and find a new best friend to hang out with. But my two other best friends were both threatening to move as well. Emily and Steve were a bit more persistant. One fine day I told Emily, “If another one of my best friends moves, I am out of here.” Within a week, they put money down on a lot to build a new home. But, they chose to stay in the neighborhood to be near their many close friends here. Well, I told her fine, I’m moving too. I want a forclosed home so that I can get it for a great deal and we have to move now since interest rates just dropped.

So my friends and I went for a walk through a neighboring community that we all consider a nice place to live. I walked with my palm pilot, taking notes on homes that had forclosed. Once we were tired of walking, we got back into my van and drove around a few more streets.

Later that day, we took an evening drive with the family to look at these forclosed homes. After looking at those homes, Matt drove around for awhile longer and found THE HOUSE. We took down the information and went home laughing about the whole thing.

We’re very happy with our current home and had no interest in moving until we saw that house. The house is in a planned community with CC&R’s so the neighborhood is beatiful, with the exception of the few forclosed homes that haven’t had the yard cleaned up this spring. The park is a block away, the church is a block away, and the Elementary School is a block away. The house is easily accessible to the main road out of the neighborhood, but out of the way of much traffic. The house sits on almost a quarter of an acre and is nicely landscaped and has 2/3rds of the yard already fenced.

The entry of the house is nice. It looks up into the second floor. The front room is a very open common room with the dining room and the kitchen. The kitchen is huge. A two car garage off the back of the kitchen is wonderful. (We don’t have to see all garage on the front of the house!) The main bathroom, coat closet and master bedroom are on the other side of the main level. The master bedroom has a large walk in closet and a large bathroom with a garden tub and two sinks.

Downstairs is the laundry room, a completely unfinished basement, and a few spiders. This is where the fun begins for Matt because he has exciting plans for a sound proof room and a recording studio attached. Unfortunately for him, that room will be shared with me as a craft room. (We’ll draw a line down the middle I think!)On the other side of the basement we’ll build a guest room and a living room/kitchenette.

Upstairs is a large family room that overlooks the entry and the back of the house. On the right side are two bedrooms and two linen closets. On the left are two more bedrooms, with walk in closets and a good sized bathroom.

The children have already claimed which bedroom they want from the decorations left by the previous owners.

So in one month we’ll be painting the house and moving in. All because I followed through on a joke. Oddly enough, our friends Steve and Emily, are no longer moving.

Why are we buying this house? Because we’re getting it for $31K less than two identical homes have recently sold for in the neighborhood. We’re walking into a good deal of equity. Our mortgage will increase only by PMI and the differenc in taxes and insurance, and we’ll have growing room!

And when you come to visit, there’s a nearby golf course as well. In the meantime, we’re frantically preparing this home for sale and getting rid of all the clutter we possibly can! We hope to see you all soon!

Pick your nose

From Ananova:

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

From Ananova:

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: “With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

“And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system.

“Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

“Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free.”

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: “I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well.”

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

12:55 Friday 26th March 2004

Silly little rhymes

Here’s a little lightness and levity admist some of the turmoil of the board recently.

When I was young, my sister and brother-in-law used to challenge ourselves to come up with silly rhymes in this format:

Here’s a little lightness and levity admist some of the turmoil of the board recently.

When I was young, my sister and brother-in-law used to challenge ourselves to come up with silly rhymes in this format:

I love you, I love you I love you so well If I had a peanut I’d give you the shell

-Or-

I love you, I love you My love for you so real If I had a banana I’d give you the peel

Silly little things, but we used to have so much fun coming up with them

As a fun aside, what can you come up with? Is doesn’t necessarily have to be food related, but the twist about loving so much to give something people don’t like, that was the kicker.

One more to get you started:

I love you, I love you My love for you runs deep If I had a chance I’d give you the creeps

My $.02 Weed

Tutorial Request

I’m the dork that likes knowing how to use all the latest and greatest tech toys.

Matt, I notice the “Allowed HTML tags” at the bottom of the blog entry box. I’m assuming this gives us the ability to manipulate font, hyperlink, etc. Can you put a tutorial somewhere on barnson.org to teach us how to use this as well as other blog features? List it under the Resources area perhaps.

Thanks amigo!

I’m the dork that likes knowing how to use all the latest and greatest tech toys.

Matt, I notice the “Allowed HTML tags” at the bottom of the blog entry box. I’m assuming this gives us the ability to manipulate font, hyperlink, etc. Can you put a tutorial somewhere on barnson.org to teach us how to use this as well as other blog features? List it under the Resources area perhaps.

Thanks amigo!

Ultimate MS Outlook Editor

At my work, I’m required to use Microsoft Outlook for exchanging email with my co-workers. At home, I use Mutt on FreeBSD, and have grown to really love the lightning-fast responsiveness, immunity to virusses, and easy scriptability of this tiny text-based mail reader.


At my work, I’m required to use Microsoft Outlook for exchanging email with my co-workers. At home, I use Mutt on FreeBSD, and have grown to really love the lightning-fast responsiveness, immunity to virusses, and easy scriptability of this tiny text-based mail reader.

I’m going to tell you one solution, just so I can tell you another one ๐Ÿ™‚

It’s possible to use Mutt with Microsoft Exchange:

  • Set up IMAP on your Exchange server. This was already done here.
  • Install a copy of Cygwin, including Python.
  • Either set up Mutt to access IMAP on Exchange directly, or do what I prefer to do: download and set up offlineimap. This IMAP-to-Maildir synchronization utility is excellent.
    1. First, you need to run the “rebaseall” utility so that Python doesn’t dump with traceback when you try to run offlineimap. You can’t rebaseall if you’re trying to do it from an rxvt window — you need to be using the cmd-based Cygwin shell for it to finish without an error.
    2. Then you need make sure your .offlineimaprc file specifies “Curses.Blinkenlights” as the first available interface — the TK interface, on Win32, just hangs.
  • You can’t use offlineimap on a non-managed Cygwin mount. The reason is that the Maildir specification uses the “:” character, which is a big no-no in Windows-land. The solution is to use this command:
     $ mount -f -s -b -o managed "d:/tmp/mail" "/home/of/mail" 

    substituting the windows-path directory you wish to use for mail for the “d:/tmp/mail” above, and the mount point you wish to put it on instead of “/home/of/mail”.

  • Once you have IMAP-to-Maildir synchronization going to your local PC, then you’re good to go with offline IMAP stuff and Mutt. Follow the usual directions for configuring Mutt to use the Maildir you’ve set up, paying particular attention to choice of outbound mailer (probably ssmtp).

Obviously, though I’m a big fan of Mutt, that seemed like a lot of work. Lucky me, I chanced across a script that, with minor modifications, gave me the primary thing I loved about using Mutt: being able to use vim as my text editor. I’m just much faster using that than any other editor, and it’s ubiquitous on UNIX systems, either in a more-primitive incarnation of “vi”, or in some version.

So I installed Python and the Win32 extensions for Python, then linked this script on my quickbar in Windows, conveniently right next to Outlook:

 #!/bin/env python ''' outlook.pyw (OutLook editor launcher) -- allows one to edit an open e-mail  mesg from Outlook using Emacs or *Vi* rather than "Notepad--". :-)  NOTE: requires Python 1.6 and newer (use of string methods)

created by John Klassa (klassa at employees.org) on 2001 May 29 updated by Wesley Chun (cyberweb at rocketmail.com) on 2002 Feb 28

$Id: outlook.pyw,v 0.2 2002/08/28 18:04:06 wesc Exp wesc $ '''

from os import spawnv, P_WAIT, unlink from tempfile import mktemp from Tkinter import Tk, Button, Frame, Label from Tkconstants import * from win32com.client import Dispatch

def launch(): '''launch() spawns your favorite editor to edit the Outlook compose   window (either new or reply), then returns that data to Outlook...  change the 'ed' variable to switch editors.'''

# Get a handle to Outlook. o = Dispatch("Outlook.Application")

# Work our way down to the reply (a "MailItem"). insp = o.ActiveInspector() if insp == None: return item = insp.CurrentItem if item == None: return

# Grab the message body in the reply. body = item.Body

# Write the body... need to "encode" the string because Outlook uses # Unicode with bunch of unprintables (ASCII chars > 128). Also, since # we are going from DOS2UNIX2DOS, we have the \r\n vs \n issue, re- # sulting in those fabulous ^M characters. A persistent, bound-to-a- # key Emacs macro takes care of that nicely, but the solution imple- # mented here is to just wipe the '\r's now, then add them back when # we reread this file back before returning the body to Outlook. tmp = mktemp() # generate a unique tmp filename fh = open(tmp, "w") fh.write(body.encode('ascii', 'ignore').replace('\r\n', '\n')) fh.close()

# Launch editor to edit the file (should make this configurable). #ed = r"d:\emacs-20.7\bin\emacs" # emacs editor binary ed = r"c:\vim\vim62\gvim.exe" # *vi* editor binary spawnv(P_WAIT, ed, [ed, tmp])

# Read edited file back into memory, restore '\r's, and kill tmp file. fh = open(tmp) body = fh.read().replace('\n', '\r\n') fh.close() unlink(tmp)

# Store it as the body of the reply. Note that we are merely # sending this data back to Outlook -- it does not prevent MS from # mucking with your message. For example, it may add your signature # again, or it may remove newlines. MS software... what can you do? item.Body = body

# Create the Tk(inter) GUI app with the appropriate label and buttons. if __name__=='__main__': tk = Tk() f = Frame(tk, relief=RIDGE, borderwidth=2).pack() Label(f, text="Outlook Edit Launcher v0.2").pack() Button(f, text="Edit", fg='blue', command=launch).pack(fill=BOTH) Button(f, text="Quit", fg='red', command=tk.quit).pack(fill=BOTH) tk.mainloop()

I now click Outlook, then click my outlook.py script. I minimize the annoying black cmd window that comes up (anybody know how to get rid of this?), and I now have a little Python/TK window with a convenient “edit” button on it. When I compose a message in LookOut, I click this “edit” button, and up pops gvim 6.2, ready for me to type the message. When I’m done typing it, I just write-quit out of gvim, and the text pops up in my Outlook compose window.

Convenient! Well, for a UNIX-geek at least.

Anyway, I’m still torn. Do I really need to use Outlook here? Realistically, I have maybe one meeting a week that I need to keep track of, and that’s easily done in my Palm. Maybe I should just use Mutt in Cygwin on a managed mount? Who knows, but both are valid choices. And in a world where MS wants you to only use MS products, and those products are funkily generic and slow, it’s nice to have choices.

The Pledge: Et Tu, Supremes?

What do you think about the Pledge of Allegiance case the Supreme Court is due to hear today? Here’s the quick background on the case:

Michael Newdow, a non-religious California father, lawyer, and doctor, objected to his daughter reciting the words “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance. He took the school to court and won, but the district appealed. It is due to be heard before the Supreme Court today.

What do you think about the Pledge of Allegiance case the Supreme Court is due to hear today? Here’s the quick background on the case:

Michael Newdow, a non-religious California father, lawyer, and doctor, objected to his daughter reciting the words “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance. He took the school to court and won, but the district appealed. It is due to be heard before the Supreme Court today.

Until 1954, the phrase “Under God” was not in the Pledge of Allegiance. It was added by Congress due to lobbying by the “Knights of Columbus”, a religious organization. Additionally, in 1940, the Court decided that it was unconstitutional to require any citizen to recite the pledge.

There are a few interesting facets to the case that, in my opinion, may cause the Supremes to ignore it:

  • Newdow is not the custodial parent
  • Justice Antonin Scalia, noted conservative Supreme Court Justice, bowed out of hearing this case due to his outspoken opposition to Newdow’s arguments at a religious rally last year
  • The girl’s mother is a Born-Again Christian, opposed to the case — and so is the daughter
  • Bringing this case to bear may cause him to lose his California Bar Certification. Several religious organizations have begun a petition for him to lose his license to practice law.

As for me, this morning I heard arch-conservative Bob Lonsberry refer to Newdow as “this evil man” and his offspring the result of a “hippy-dippy fling”. Although I don’t think the phrase “under God” does any harm in the Pledge, at the same time, I think ad hominem attacks against Newdow due to him following his conscience are simply wrong.

The interesting thing for me here is the question: is the act of putting into law that the Pledge of Allegiance contains the phrase “Under God” a violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States? And will striking the same from the Pledge be an abridgement of the free speech of those for whom the public prayer aspect of the Pledge makes patriotism more palatable? What I mean is, does prohibiting religious speech in government oaths impinge the freedom of speech of those who wish to express their religious convictions in those oaths?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

The small addition by Congress of “under God” turns the Pledge into both a patriotic oath, and a public prayer. People are free not to say it when reciting the Pledge, but the removal of it from the official Pledge will deny religious people the opportunity of saying it.

Don’t know how it’s going to turn out, but my gut reaction is that if the court does anything but refuse to hear the case, or rule in favor of the school district, there is going to be a great deal of civil uproar over, really, what seems to be an inconsequential thing. Throughout Elementary School, I recited the Pledge daily. Throughout Middle and High schools, I recited it once a week. Since then, I’ve only said it a handful of times. Seems like a bit of a tempest in a teapot to me, yet the long-term ramifications of the decision are both unknown, and probably far-reaching.

Update: More details now available on CNN about Newdow’s appeal.

Wayward Sun – the later years

The Magnanimous Matthew B was kind enough to donate some valuable barnson.org bandwidth so that I could put up some of the later Wayward Sun tracks for public consumption. Enjoy!

No Further Questions
(CD, recorded January 1995, Studio 508, Baltimore MD)

  • Destination: Nowhere (Sam/Ben) – This song was a chance for Sam & I to rail against the expectations of our parents and society and everyone who thought we should “make something” of ourselves. And a chance to rock out in the process. (mp3, streaming)

The Magnanimous Matthew B was kind enough to donate some valuable barnson.org bandwidth so that I could put up some of the later Wayward Sun tracks for public consumption. Enjoy!

No Further Questions
(CD, recorded January 1995, Studio 508, Baltimore MD)

  • Destination: Nowhere (Sam/Ben) – This song was a chance for Sam & I to rail against the expectations of our parents and society and everyone who thought we should “make something” of ourselves. And a chance to rock out in the process. (mp3, streaming)
  • Afterlife (Ben/Katy) – Originally from The Right of Way, this was a song I wrote in high school (my sister Katy wrote the second verse). I really don’t have a clue what it means, but it’s still one of my favorites. I much prefer the CD recording of this one to the original – the real piano adds so much depth. (mp3, streaming)
  • Waterfall (Ben) – Rock epic! In my further attempts to break the 8-minute barrier, this tune reaches incredibly self-indulgent lengths, but still turns out well, mainly due to the services of the Horns of Terror. (mp3, streaming)
  • Chica’s Rag (I’ll Put My Love In You) (Sam/Ben/Matt/Kevin) – As Matt mentioned in his liner notes to The Right of Way, this tune was the result of a late night jam session in my parents’ basement. I’ve never been happy with the CD version – I always thought that Kevin went overboard on the auxiliary percussion, and I don’t think the final mix is especially good. Your results may vary. (mp3, streaming)
  • All Over Again (Matt) – One of my favorite Matt tunes. We really could’ve brought about the resurgence of the power ballad with this one. Magical moment: that perfect bit of feedback on the guitar in the beginning of the second verse was a complete accident. Somehow it’s perfectly in key. (mp3, streaming)
  • One Man (The Road to Forever) (Matt) – Another Barnson classic. I know I couldn’t do it justice, but I loved being able to record this song again. I play the piano and the guitar on this one, but not being as talented a tapper as Matt, Sam had to sit next to me during the recording session and dampen all the other strings while I was recording the track. (mp3, streaming)
  • Breathless (Sam) – A Sammy G gem. The recording of this track is so tight, Sam’s vocals so warm – if this song doesn’t get you laid, there’s something wrong with you. (mp3, streaming)
  • The Big Picture (Ben) – Me being deep. There’s a number of things I would change about this track if I had the chance to do it over (mostly having to do with the awkward ending), but overall I’m pretty pleased how it turned out. (mp3, streaming)
  • Bad In Practice (Sam) – This song began life as “Sixth Sense”, a song that some our fans thought was crude even by our standards. Sammy went back and re-worked the lyrics, and the song morphed from a diatribe about fat chicks and transsexuals to a diatribe about consumer culture and the dumbing down of modern America. (mp3, streaming)

Stream the entire album!

Unreleased
(A fancy way of saying that these are tracks we recorded in Ed’s basement in the fall of 1995)

  • Goes Around Comes Around (Sam/Ed) – Never ones to take criticism well, this song is an outright attack against a music reviewer for the UMBC Retriever who described one of our songs as “the kind of lyrics used to seduce 13-year-old girls.” The result is a really fun song, and the most difficult rhythm guitar work I ever had to do. (mp3, streaming)
  • Hamlet In My Mind (Ben) – Perhaps the best song I ever wrote, at least if you ask my family. I wrote this during my junior year of college, when I was already starting to get tired of all the crap that comes with college. For some reason, my dad thinks it’s about suicide. (mp3, streaming)
  • Jane (Ben/Sam) – Ah Jane. Dani’s college roommate, 6 feet tall, gorgeous, English. She came to us one day and said that all of the songs called Jane (Foreigner, Jane’s Addiction, etc.) sucked, and that we should write a song for her. So we did. I banged out the music (complete with the idiotic semi-classical instrumental break), and Sam and I wrote the lyrics. On a side note, Jane is getting married this summer and is thinking about opening a boutique. (mp3, streaming)
  • Order of the First Verse (Sam/Ed/Ben) – Wayward Sun’s attempt at Art Rock. I think Sam and I were listening to too much Kansas at the time, and the result was this amalgamation of time signatures and nonsense lyrics. Unfortunately, this recording was the first time we played it, so it’s a little rocky. I’ll have to see if I can dig around for a good live recording. The title, by the way, comes from the fact that Sam and I wrote a series of completely unrelated verses, and we decided that it was completely arbitrary which verse should go first, and which order the subsequent verses should go in – hence “order of the first verse”. (mp3, streaming)
  • Shadows on the Wall (Ben/Katy) – At Matt’s request, here’s a recording of this song. My sister helped me with some of the verses, which explains the paranoic, stalker quality of the lyrics (she’s especially good at those). When it comes down to it, this song just plain doesn’t work — the original recording (which I’ve lost) had this weird break in the middle, which we tried to cut in this recording, and the result just sounds awkward. It has its moments tho. (mp3, streaming)
  • Leave the Past Behind (Ben/Katy) – Originally on Don’t Try This At Home, this song turned out to work really well live, although we only got to perform it a few times. The outro is totally worth it. Don’t ask me what it’s about, because I don’t know. (mp3, streaming)
  • Compulsive Fire (Sam/Ben) – Two recordings for the price of one! We pulled this Right of Way track out of the stacks for one more go-around, and found that it held up pretty well! First is a recording done the same time as all the rest (mp3, streaming), and the second is a later recording we did using an electronic drumset that Kevin had borrowed from a music store at which he was employed at the time – very cool. (mp3, streaming)
  • Worlds Collide (Sam/Ben) – The last Sam/Ben collaboration. I remember writing this song in Sam’s Virginia apartment – he’d been working on some lyrics and I’d been working on a chord progression, and we just shoved them together. I’ve always been fond of this song, and although it’s not the best recording (the electronic drums don’t sound as cool on this one as they did on Compulsive Fire), it’s still a good indicator of what a good song this is. (mp3, streaming)

Stream all the Unreleased tracks!

Live at the End of the Edge
(Live concert as part of UMBC’s “End of the Edge” concert series, recorded April 30, 1996)

  • Come and Get It (Sam/Ben) – This is the song with “the type of lyrics used to seduce 13-year-old girls”, and doggone if it didn’t work! I mean, uh… Anyway, I think it’s a pretty mature look into the power struggles of sexual relationships, but that’s just me. (Note: Due to stupidity on my part, there’s about 16 seconds of empty space before the song actually starts.) (mp3, streaming)
  • Back to Basics (Sam) – Written in the summer of 1994, this tune was written by Sammy for his then-girlfriend Noel, who at the time was on a choir tour of Europe (with me). A straightforward pop song, this tune was always a big crowd pleaser. (mp3, streaming)
  • Dirty Shoe Funk (Sam/Ben/Ed) – No self-respecting band can consider its repertoire complete without a booty-kicking funk instrumental! Based on a funky bass riff by Sam, this tune grew into one of our most popular offerings. A nice touch in this recording was that I got to play on a vintage Hammond organ. (mp3, streaming)
  • Seasons Change (Ben) – This is the last pop tune I wrote. It’s a wistful piece about how change is eternal, and yet everything comes full circle in the end (a point well illustrated by the fact that 15 years later, we’re all chatting). (mp3, streaming)
  • Famous Band/A Day That Ends In Y (Sam) – These remain two of my favorite WS tracks. Famous Band is a semi-comical look at our own dreams, while A Day That Ends In Y is about the mundanity and boredom that ultimately creep into any serious relationship. Pay close attention to my awesome bass-guitar work. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (mp3, streaming)
  • Spoken Echoes (Sam/Katy) – Sam took an old poem of my sister’s and created this atmospheric tune. It’s anyone’s guess what it’s about. I remember Kevin throwing a fit when we suggested using a drum machine for the beginning of this tune. Temper! (mp3, streaming)
  • Hoped to Be (Sam/Ben) – A collaboration from Don’t Try This At Home, it was nice to get to do this live – I think it’s the only time we ever did. I remember cowriting the lyrics with Sam at my mother’s house, trying to fit words around the complicated internal rhyme scheme we’d worked out. Again, Sammy on piano, me on the bass. (mp3, streaming)
  • I Will Wait For You (Kevin) – A WS switcheroo! Kevin on acoustic guitar and lead vocals, me on the bass, Sammy on drums. This was a happy little tune about whoever Kevin happened to be dating at the time. (Note: Due to the recording engineers running out of tape, this song fades out about halfway through.) (mp3, streaming)

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Why the music industry sucks

Slow day at work today, so I thought I’d talk a little about my current circumstances, if anyone is interested. And even if you’re not. So there.

I came to the conclusion about 6 months ago that the music industry really sucks. Not necessarily every part of the music industry, but definitely the parts that center around being a performer, and more specifically, the opera industry.

After 6 years of pursuing a career as a professional opera singer, and doing fairly well when compared to the legions of other NYC wannabe opera singers, I’ve decided to call it quits. I’m tired of going to auditions and being rejected over and over. I’m tired of having to kiss the behinds of complete jerks just to get the few jobs that are out there. And I’m tired of being poor. This starving artist stuff is for the birds. ๐Ÿ™‚

Slow day at work today, so I thought I’d talk a little about my current circumstances, if anyone is interested. And even if you’re not. So there.

I came to the conclusion about 6 months ago that the music industry really sucks. Not necessarily every part of the music industry, but definitely the parts that center around being a performer, and more specifically, the opera industry.

After 6 years of pursuing a career as a professional opera singer, and doing fairly well when compared to the legions of other NYC wannabe opera singers, I’ve decided to call it quits. I’m tired of going to auditions and being rejected over and over. I’m tired of having to kiss the behinds of complete jerks just to get the few jobs that are out there. And I’m tired of being poor. This starving artist stuff is for the birds. ๐Ÿ™‚

Basically, I came to the conclusion that I was no longer interested in a career where, if I were lucky enough to be the 1% of 1% who actually go on to viable, successful singing careers, I’d be away from my family 6 months out of the year. That dream no longer hold the allure that it held for me when I was 22.

So, it’s time for a huge life change – woohoo! I’m currently preparing to apply to law school. Yes, quite a change, huh? I’m studying for the LSAT, reading up on school, etc. So we’ll see what happens. At least I’ll be able to use my brain again.

So, there we are.