If anybody out there plays the stock market, I would start shifting your 401(K) into companies that manufacture tinted glass for cars. Because we all know how many people are out there driving around while watching pornagraphy.
This is so hilarious.
Apparently, a growing number of motorists are outfitting their cars with DVD players and are driving around while watching porn. “Dirty Driving” is already getting outlawed in several states. This became a big issue when a woman saw another car playing porn in the in-car movie system. Here’s an actual quote from her…
“I was very shocked and surprised,” says Holden, 41, of Olive Branch, Miss., who still has a difficult time talking about what she saw about 18 months ago. “I just could not believe that people had the audacity to do that.”
Still having a difficult time after 18 months?!?! Baby, you need more than a law, you need something battery-operated and a week alone.
Anyway, a bunch of states are now enacting laws that prevent people from displaying obscene films, even though 38 states already outlawed in-car projectors that are visible to the drivers.
Who are these people playing dirty movies for? The kids in the backseat? And who the heck is looking into other cars, watching neighboring screens, as they’re going 60+MPH down the road?
At this time I would like to state, for the record, that I have never been featured in a pornagraphic movie that was released for commercial distribution.
really?
Do we really need more laws outlawing that which is already illegal?
Reckless driving is already illegal. Public indecency is already illegal. Displaying offensive material to minors is already illegal. Broadcasting pornography in public is illegal in most places. By the way, so is voyeurism. As are most forms of exhibitionism.
Did this happen more frequently than every 18 months? More frequently than once in this person’s lifetime? Is there an epidemic of road-porn that I’m unaware of? Sheesh, people, let’s let our lawmakers worry about funding education and making sure environmentalists still have the right to protect farm animals and kill babies.
Also, I have never been featured in a commercial pornographic movie.
Words cannot express
I guess the radio just doesn’t do it for some guys anymore.
For the record, I have never been featured in a commercial pornographic movie under my own name.
— Ben Schuman Mad, Mad Tenor
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Oh s%^&*
Please
Is she sure it was porn and not PBS?
I have bought all the originals to any pornographic features I’ve been “displayed” in…and the bidding starts at 🙂
Ben, have you ever used ths pseudonym Kid Too Fon-Quay? Just wondering…
My $.02 Weed
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Sorry to be the blue meanie, but I pulled this off the front page due to subject matter. Hope you understand 🙂
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Matthew P. Barnson
XM radio and the Playboy channel
I wonder if they are thinking of outlawing the XM Playboy radio station. Personally, I didn’t order it with mine, but I have often wondered if that would be a major distraction on par with cell phones and watching porn on automobile entertainment systems?
Additional outrageous news: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html ouch.