Unitarian Jihad

There’s a new movement afoot. The Unitarian Jihad. People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again!

There’s a new movement afoot. The Unitarian Jihad. People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again!

OK, I told you that so I could tell you this: I found the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. I clicked the little linky a few times, and found that…

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Rail Gun of the Short Path.

Get yours.

Regards, Brother Rail Gun of the Short Path

17 thoughts on “Unitarian Jihad”

  1. The Bomb!

    -I like it! I like it! LOL My name is … Sister Neutron Bomb of Quiet Reflection. I think it’s me. LOL Not that I can remember what part of a cell is a neutron. LOL Teresa the Flautist and fire dancer

    1. Being funny?

      You know, Teresa, I don’t know how to read you online 🙂 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not! In case you’re not joking:

      A neuron is the building block of the brain.

      A neutron is a building block of an atom.

      A neutron bomb is a bomb that, when set off, does not hurt buildings or infrastructure, but instead destroys only water-bearing cellular structures (people, for instance). None have ever been set off, but a theoretical neutron bomb relies on the same principles as a “theoretical” nuclear bomb.

      In case you ARE joking: YOU GOT ME!

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

      1. Joking or not… hmmmmmm

        –Well I kinda knew all of that. Mabey not in the detail that you remember high school science but it was there. By the way most of the time I’m not. It goes back to that whole being a nerd soley by association. Not because I actually retain anything. I do and I don’t. Just to clarify it for you. LOL Teresa the Flautist and fire dancer

        1. Subject matter

          Well, actually it’s not high-school science that’s the reason I’m familiar with subatomic particles. I’ve tried to stay abreast of important scientific developments as an adult; additionally, I’m writing a novel where the key deus ex machina is the interaction of subatomic particles, so it behooves me to be educated on them 🙂

          —
          Matthew P. Barnson

          1. –Now Matt I can honestly say

            –Now Matt I can honestly say that I didn’t understand a word of that. That is great though that you are writting a book. Way to go! 🙂 Teresa the Flautist and fire dancer

          2. If you count…

            Well, if you count two paragraphs and an outline as writing a book 🙂 Just started it this week.

            —
            Matthew P. Barnson

  2. my name

    Brother Gatling Gun of Moderation, not sure that fits me but hey, I can try to make it work.

  3. I am….

    Sister Main Gauche of Love and Mercy. I think I like that! The connected article was weird.

    I guess we all don’t have enough to keep us busy today!!! If you do, it’s good to take a break once in awhile, huh?–

    Christy

    1. A 2nd comment

      I didn’t get a reply… did I perhaps create a whole nother blog and lose track of it?

      -Brother Rail Gun of The Short Path –Mathias Timidi Cono Klast —Discordian Universalist —-Hwictkwitshabcalta

      1. Naw…

        Naw, you didn’t create a whole other blog. It’s just that time has moved on, and the sun has set on this entry 🙂

        —
        Matthew P. Barnson

    2. reply

      you’re in LA, and I’m from around there, so I will forgive you.

      Unless you can’t find Winchell’s.. then its ON!!! Unless you are an advocate for In-n-out and Rubios to come to the east coast, in which case I will forgive you.. unless you prefer Del Taco, in which case, you’re toast!! Unless you think that Carl’s jr will do when an in-n-out is too far away, in which case, I understand but you are a fargin traitior to the order of the double double.

      Jack-n-The box is a %#^@%#

      1. Burgers

        I am in LA.

        I found Winchells on google, leading me to a store locator, but have not partaken.

        I want In and Out to be able to provide me a double double animal style wherever I am.

        I prefer Taco Bell to Del Taco.

        When I have had enough double doubles animal style I have enjoyed a guacamole bacon double six dollar burger from Carls Junior. Guacamole is nature’s meat. That’s why it taste so good with 2 slabs of cow meat, and some strips of pig meat.

        I’ll eat at Jack when it is all that is open. In this area that fortunately does not happen.

        -Mathias Timidi Cono Klast -Broth Rail Gun of the Short Path

        1. I bow to you.

          You have lived my dream.. and I, on the east coast as I am, must wither in “Checkers”, and the occasional “Hardees”.

          You have been blessed, oh partaker of all that is great.

        2. I like this guy…

          -Mathias Timidi Cono Klast -Broth Rail Gun of the Short Path

          I like this guy. Where’d you come from, other than LA?

          I lived in LA for two years. I have partaken of the holy sacrament of a In-n-Out “Double Double, Animal Style”, and it was good. Very good. I must have one now.

          —
          Matthew P. Barnson

          1. Blessed is google alerts

            Blessed is google alerts, for it replaces frail human memory.

            Blessed is google alerts, for the internet is large and our time in it finite.

            Blessed is google alerts, for it pointed out someone replied to my post here 🙂

            I come from the SF Bay area: Fremont, and Santa Cruz (slugs). I have found Los Angeles to be warmer then my liking, while not being so hot as to cause me to leave. I have found it’s roads crowded, but it’s sidewalks often empty.

            -Mathias Timidi Cono Klast -Broth Rail Gun of the Short Path

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