Billy Bob was in his front porch swing, staring morosely at the ground. His buddy Bubba walked up and tried to start a conversation several times, but Billy Bob only grunted. Finally, Bubba asked, “What’s wrong?”
“Well,” Billy Bob replied, “I ran afoul of one of them questions wives ask. Now I’m in the doghouse.”
“What question?” asked Bubba.
Billy Bob said, “She asked if I’d still love her when she was old, fat and ugly.”
“That’s easy,” Bubba said, “you say, ‘Of course I will‘”.
“Yeah,” Billy Don said, “that’s what I meant to say. But what came out was, ‘Of course I do.‘”
Similar experience
It’s funny that this joke came up in a mailing list I’m on. I was just talking to Jen Gagne yesterday, and she mentioned that she’d just been talking to one of her former best friends… also my very first “girlfriend”.
How’d we break up? We were having some kind of disagreement on the phone, and I said — attempting to sound consoling and sincere — “I don’t care about your height, the size of your nose, or what you look like. I like you for you.”
She said something to the effect of, “What’s wrong with my height, nose, and appearance?”
There ain’t no good answer to that kind of question.
—
Matthew P. Barnson
Correct answer
“There ain’t no good answer to that kind of question.”
The correct answer is “Everything!!!” You going the be in the dog house anyways… Might as well have a good story to tell your friends when they ask about the black eye. }:)
— Bryan
“Does this dress make me
“Does this dress make me look fat?”
“No, your fat ass makes you look fat.”