The Seven Types of Searchers

AOL released search records for 650,000 of its users. This has become a treasure-trove for search aficianados everywhere. Read about the seven types of searchers.

AOL released search records for 650,000 of its users. This has become a treasure-trove for search aficianados everywhere. Read about the seven types of searchers.

I want to sell T-shirts on cafepress which read “i hurt when i think too much i love roadtrips i hate my weight i fear being alone for the rest of my life.”

4 thoughts on “The Seven Types of Searchers”

  1. Nice

    I would so buy that.

    Although most of those things people could instantly tell about me even without the aid of a descriptive shirt.

    1. Vibe

      You do give off that “i think i’m neurotic i like pie i wonder if i’m saved i want to be a fireman when i grow up” vibe.

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

      1. Get out of my head!!!

        Wow… it’s like you’ve known me all my life…

        Except one thing has me confused. Why a fireman?

        1. Fireman

          Well, it’s either that, or maybe a Cowboy, Indian chief, policeman, Construction Worker, or Leather-Clad Guy…

          —
          Matthew P. Barnson

          (P.S. Yes, I know there’s no fireman in the Village People.)

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