Man holding sword storms in on man holding sword…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,253602,00.html

I have nothing further to say except: OMGWTFBBQLOLROFLMAO! Now I want to buy a sword.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,253602,00.html

I have nothing further to say except: OMGWTFBBQLOLROFLMAO! Now I want to buy a sword.

9 thoughts on “Man holding sword storms in on man holding sword…”

    1. Yuka….

      Now I’m just waiting for the story about Youcouldlikeahickey Comeonyawanaleime Hawaii.

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      Matthew P. Barnson

  2. Unless You’re Rowan

    There’s not really many chances to actually use your sword, so you have to take advantage of them when they come.

    (Note to reader: There’s about 16 double-entendres in the previous sentence. See if YOU can find them all!!! 😉

    My $.02 Weed

    1. Using Rowan’s Sword

      Rowan is so ballsy that he’s willing to handle his sword in a head shot, even. Like this one.

      Damn. That’s a big sword. I nominate Rowan to play Drogan in the next Buffy/Angel spin-off…

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

        1. Stories that would swamp

          Stories that would swamp even the most geek-resistant mind, my friend… I’ll hopefully have time to do a full post this weekend.

          Suffice to say that in the space of just 3 hours, Angelus:

          a) beat up Ebenezer Scrooge b) fed from Dagney Taggart (of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged”) c) got Harry Dresden (of the Dresden Files) to destroy his mother’s shield bracelet d) got Detective Christian Walker (of the Powers comic series) to admit that he was responsible for the death of Robin and the retirement of Batman, e) tried to shoot River Tam in the face with a high-powered crossbow (though he missed, after which he lamented his bad luck in always picking super-powered chicks), and f) tricked Ariel (from Shakespeare’s The Tempest) into kissing him.

          Other highlights including Angel and Batman fighting side-by-side on the rooftops against lunatics that had busted out of Arkham.

          It was a freakin’ fan-geek orgasm. 🙂

          More to come.

          1. Who’d he get in the sack with this time?

            You left out the part with who he got in the sack with to turn back into Angelus. My money is on River Tam. She’s creepier than Drusilla.

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            Matthew P. Barnson

        2. Hair

          Unless.. He is playing Angelus..

          Bah. Angelus’ hair looks awful without product. And even then it looks funny.

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          Matthew P. Barnson

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