9 thoughts on “The Safest Prom Dress”

    1. Look… closer…

      Look closer at the dress, dude, and observe the construction material. Think about what many people regard as a rite of passage on Prom Night.

      Hint: the little circles on top are made from exactly the same stuff as the longer fringes on the bottom. And it’s not cloth.

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

      2. That’s My Point

        That’s my point. It’s not safe. It’s a walking advertisement. The wearer comes prepared with all necessary materials to get freaky. It’s a teenage plug-and-play dream.

        I guess it depends on your definition of ‘safe’. As a parent, safe no longer means, ‘protected against potential STDs and unwanted pregnancy’. It means, ‘we’re cutting the yo-ha off any teenage boy who even walks near my daughter on prom night’. So, I think a safe prom dress would be one with a swinging chain saw instead of the condoms.

        1. News???

          Sammy wrote:

          “As a parent”

          Are we extrapolating from conversations with others, or is there news we need to know? 😉

          My $.02 Weed

          1. If there was news to break

            If there was news to break, that wouldn’t have been the way to do it. 🙂

          2. Overwhelmed

            Sometimes when you get that news, you get a little overwhelmed and let things slip you normally wouldn’t.

            Either way, there’s humor involved…

            My $.02 Weed

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