I just can’t resist linking. OH MY (insert deity of choice here) this sounds awful… Like Adam Sandler doing one of his “I’m so upset I think I might kill myself or someone else”-type songs…
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000570.php
Thanks to the Shadowguild (particularly my bro) for the link. I must listen again! And again! must… stop… laughing… my co-workers are looking at me strangely…
(Really, seriously, listen to it all the way through. Don’t give up towards the beginning! It gets so, so, so much worse…)
If you can’t suffer through the audio-only version, maybe you’d enjoy it better with zombies.
ZOMG
That was truly horrific.
I notice from the article that it was circulated by Christian youth groups. I can only hope that it was used as some sort of instructional aid.
“Kids, we want you to know that when Jesus says He loves everybody, he means everybody.” “Even this guy?” “…Yes Jimmy… even this guy.” “Wow. He must truly be the Son of God.”
Not a sermon. Just a thought. 🙂