Gold Plates featured on Wikipedia

So the Wikipedia folks pick a featured article on a daily basis. It’s usually one that is well-written, features a neutral point of view, and otherwise adheres to the Wikipedia guidelines. Lo and behold, it came to pass that I beheld today’s featured article: Joseph Smith’s Golden Plates.

So the Wikipedia folks pick a featured article on a daily basis. It’s usually one that is well-written, features a neutral point of view, and otherwise adheres to the Wikipedia guidelines. Lo and behold, it came to pass that I beheld today’s featured article: Joseph Smith’s Golden Plates.

Now, many readers know my history as a Mormon. To sum up: convert at a young age, die-hard believer from 1990-2002, went on a mission, married in the Temple, lots of callings held, paid tithing (yes, that’s 1/10) of my gross pre-tax income to the church, left in 2002 after nearly a year of wrestling with the idea that my religion had required the same obligations of me — to sacrifice anything and everything, including my life if necessary, for building up the Kingdom of God — as was required of the 9/11 attackers.*

I thought it was cool that Moroni (or was it Nephi in this version of the story? Joseph recorded it both ways.) is handing Joe what plainly appear to be a pair of Ray-Ban Outsiders Wayfarer sunglasses.

Also notable is the lack of a “criticism” section. As noted by quite a few Wikipedia commenters, what little criticism exists on the page is buried amidst other sections and heavy with caveats. Completely missing from the page is that, outside a tiny religious minority, this story is regarded as totally fictional. I don’t know what to make of that, except that Wikipedia’s Neutral Point Of View guideline has been ignored…

* Note: Don’t try to poke holes in the reasons for my disbelief from this short summary. If you wanna’ know why I’m not Mormon anymore, book a trip and come see me; we’ll have a very long, wide-ranging chat.

One thought on “Gold Plates featured on Wikipedia”

  1. Oh dear

    Once again your rampant heretical disbelief blinds you to the truth, my friend. Those are CLEARLY the 3D glasses issued by Disney World for the now defunct Captain Io 3D Michael Jackson movie.

    What is their signficance? Perhaps they allow old Joe to see the TRUE depth of things, hmmm? Perhaps the strange and distant planet on which Captain Io did his transcendent space dance that cured the evil queen and made her marginally more beautiful was, in fact, in the Kolob system. Possibilities abound…

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