John Kerry and Bill O’Reilly

I know I usually wait till sunday to post, but I thought this bit of news would be hot, so, yes, you heard it here first..

JOHN KERRY HAS CHOSEN TV AND RADIO COMMENTATOR BILL O’REILLY TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE IN 2004.

From Reuters:
“In an effort to secure the swing vote and the votes of dissatisfied republican voters, John kerry has added the host of Fox News’s “O’Reilly factor” to the presidential ticket”

I’ve put a link to the rest of article on my website..

www.timpane.com/kerry

EDIT by matthew: Fixed the link.

I know I usually wait till sunday to post, but I thought this bit of news would be hot, so, yes, you heard it here first..

JOHN KERRY HAS CHOSEN TV AND RADIO COMMENTATOR BILL O’REILLY TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE IN 2004.

From Reuters: “In an effort to secure the swing vote and the votes of dissatisfied republican voters, John kerry has added the host of Fox News’s “O’Reilly factor” to the presidential ticket”

I’ve put a link to the rest of article on my website..

www.timpane.com/kerry

EDIT by matthew: Fixed the link.

3 thoughts on “John Kerry and Bill O’Reilly”

  1. Serious news…

    Boy, that’s going to be a tempestuous relationship.

    I also heard that Cheney’s health is failing, and he’s considering resigning. Word is that Bush is seriously considering Al Franken to replace him.

    —
    Matthew P. Barnson

  2. veep veep veep

    I would’ve fallen for this, except that Kerry’s already asked ME to be his running mate.

    I turned him down, however, because the White House doesn’t have a dental plan.

    — Ben Schuman Mad, Mad Tenor

  3. Maybe…

    Maybe I’ll have a chance to parody this political matchup at my new job. Read details on my site here.

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