FIGHT CLUB

I’ve always loved those stories when Superman would fight The Hulk.. especially since they existed in seperate universes..
So.. I was wondering today.. who would I like to see in a fist fight? And who would win?

Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk – Solo, not because he’s tougher, but because he would fight dirty.

Abraham Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt – Abe, cuz he just seems like he could whoop up.

Dick Sargent Vs. Dick York – The two darrens from bewitched. Sargent.

finally.. Young Elvis Vs. Old Elvis – Believe it or not, Old elvis, cuz he had more meat on the bones, and wanted to be a cop and stuff.

I’m sure there must be more.

I’ve always loved those stories when Superman would fight The Hulk.. especially since they existed in seperate universes.. So.. I was wondering today.. who would I like to see in a fist fight? And who would win?

Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk – Solo, not because he’s tougher, but because he would fight dirty.

Abraham Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt – Abe, cuz he just seems like he could whoop up.

Dick Sargent Vs. Dick York – The two darrens from bewitched. Sargent.

finally.. Young Elvis Vs. Old Elvis – Believe it or not, Old elvis, cuz he had more meat on the bones, and wanted to be a cop and stuff.

I’m sure there must be more.

6 thoughts on “FIGHT CLUB”

  1. Fistfights

    • Dick Tracy and Dick Van Dyke. Both of them in their younger years, for Van Dyke, ala Mary Poppins age. I think Van Dyke would kick Private Dick’s butt.
    • Yogi Bear and Lala (from Teletubbies). I think Lala has a vicious right hook waiting to be used. But, I’d vote Yogi because he’d give Lala, Hey, Hey, a Boo-Boo!
    • Winnie the Pooh and Wynona Ryder. Pooh, ‘cuz you can’t really hurt him; he’ll just stitch himself back up.
    • Juggernaut and Batman. I think Juggernaut would tear him up.
    • Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Hillary, because she’s all about tearing people to pieces behind the scenes. But Monica might take her with fistfuls of hair. This suggestion care of Christy 🙂
    • David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar. No idea who’d win, they are both too skinny.
    • Rush Limbaugh and Jeanine Garafalo. Dead heat.
    • Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock. No reason, really, but I’d pay to see the two of them go at one another 🙂

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    Matthew P. Barnson

    1. But seriously.

      A three-way between Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Linus Torvalds.

  2. more from Kelly (wifey)

    Hillary Clinton vs. Martha Stewart Bill Clinton vs. Boris Yeltsin

  3. Pay-Per-View

    Mary Kate vs Ashley – in the mud, in bikinis, on pay-per-view…oh, oops, is this on.. 😉

    Weed

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