The Borg

7 thoughts on “The Borg”

1. Heh

   On a scifi website Ive seen, there’s a gu who calls himself Smorgas of Borg. It makes me laugh every single time.

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   1. Smorgas?

      Am I dense that I don’t get “Smorgas of Borg”?

      Heh, on a side note, the thought of Star Trek made me think of Trade Wars, and how I could set up a little Trade Wars game on this server. Could be cool… then we could include trade-trash-talk with everything else meaningless we yak about.

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

      1. Smorgas

         You don’t remember the old ads for Horn & Horn Smorgasborg?

         In the meantime, enjoy The Picard Song.

         — Ben

         1. Picard Song

            Nope, never heard of Horn & Horn.

            Hey, but at least I have another nifty tune for my iTunes playlist!

            —
            Matthew P. Barnson

2. 6 of 9

   Would that particular dyslexic Borg have a problem with…?

   Forget it.

3. 5 Minutes to Get It

   Sounds like he’s closer to Igpay Atinley of Borg

   I prefer Yoda of Borg: “Resistance futile is!”

   My $.02

   1. Lame Borg Jokes

      So here are some lame borg jokes.

      Borg answering machine?

      WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we’re not home right now. So leave a message at the tone and we’ll assimilate you later.

      And more names of borgs…

      • “I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.”
      • “Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!”
      • “I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V/I…”
      • “I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated!”
      • “I am Svedish Chef of Borg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy. Borg borg borg!”

      —
      Matthew P. Barnson

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