A man was driving his brand new Ferrari when he noticed a State Trooper behind him with the lights on. He decides he can outrun the squad car, so he accelerates to 80. The trooper keeps up with no problem. The man speeds up to 90, with the officer still right there with him. As he passes 100 miles per hour, he realizes how stupid this is and decides he should pull over.
The trooper walks up to the car and says “Sir, I have 15 minutes left in my shift, and then I am on vacation for 2 weeks. If you can give me a reason I have never heard before to explain your speeding, I’ll let you go.”
The man says to the officer “Well, a year ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I was afraid you were coming to return her to me”.
“Have a nice day, sir” says the trooper as he returns to his squad.