So John McCain, whom I will now refer to as the “Greater Of Two Evils”, launched an attack ad at Barrack Obama…Huh? Wassat? No, Ms Coulter, I will NOT address him as B. Hussein Osama. Go hang out at Fox News or something…
Anyway, here’s a link to the ad:
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I know politics are harsh and brutal, with everything in your closet becoming fair play, but comparing your opponent to Britney and Paris? That’s low. That’s mud-slinging in its most evil form. Especially considering the Hiltons are one of McCain’s campaign contributors.
For Obama, this election is really similar to ending up on a blind date with a nymphomaniac. All he has to do is not screw it up, and he’s in. Don’t make premature victory trips to Europe or waffle on your energy plan, and you’ll be President Obama in three short months. The country is so sick of the war, the economy, and Republican stupidity, and when you couple that with McCain’s campaign ineptness, it would take a monumental gaffe for Obama to lose.
Perhaps he should look to SNL for campaign guidance. They got Paris to shoot this rebuttal ad:
If Obama would have made something tongue-in-cheek like this, the conservatives would have made a stink (“I said SHUT UP Ann!!! Back to your rock!”) but it would have been a massive hit with the populace. But like I said before, Obama’s best plan is to do nothing that might jeopardize his sure thing
My $.02 Weed
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Quotable Quotes
Dude, you should submit that quote to Reader’s Digest or something for their Quotable Quotes section.
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Matthew P. Barnson
After watching McCain’s commercial…
After watching McCain’s commercial, I think McCain is not only going to be unsuccessful, he’s also colossally stupid. Calling your opponent the most popular person in the world is not a good tactic to try to bring him down. Showing a commercial with enormous throngs of people cheering Obama’s name is not going to trigger an emotional response in people to oppose him.
It’s going to encourage them to go with the herd and vote for Obama, too. And a lot of voters — self included — realize that our current solution of trying to cut taxes while raising expenses won’t work, and that offshore drilling is a band-aid on the gushing artery of foreign oil dependence.
The real solution is renewable energy solutions, or at least extremely abundant energy sources, and a government going into debt by a trillion dollars per year is a thoroughly untenable situation. Bush devalued the dollar by 50% to make our national debt manageable. What will McCain do in lieu of raising taxes to pay back our enormous debt load?
BTW, your link to the Paris Hilton response didn’t work on two separate computers I used… alternate link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d .
I think it’s hilarious. And the crazy thing is, Paris Hilton may be a whore, but she sure doesn’t sound stupid. Maybe McCain should pick her as his running mate. It would up the IQ of the ticket.
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Matthew P. Barnson
Dick Move
Because, as some have pointed out.. the Hiltons contributed the top they could to McCain’s campaign.
Although Britney and Paris are colossal f***ups, can you imagine, through none of your own doing, your face is on a political ad?
I’d hate that. For goodness sake, don’t click here and look at the picture
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Face it…
Oh, face it, Justin, your looks are a cross between T.J. Thyne and Nicholas Cage. People are going to think they’ve seen you everywhere 🙂
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Matthew P. Barnson